In the land of Dern

State stops Mainer from sedating lobsters with marijuana smoke before being cooked -- for now

 

Dang. Him and Yarn are always into something.

 

Who even thinks up this shiznit?

 

This kind of shit really goes on in the world? We are so fucked.

 

So.............do you put the lobster inside a bong??? It's easier just to jam a knife in their heads if trying to be humane or some other PC, bed-wetting sissy crap.

 

Leave me the hell outta this!

 

Sea creatures enjoy catching a buzz.

https://newatlas.com/octopus-ecstasy-mdma-social/56439/

 

Don't drag me into this. I am from flyover country!

 

Where the hell is Dern? He mad at us?

 

Doubtful. Just busy - he buckles down and gets things done when shit turns to chaos, I escape and post outrageous shit on the beeb so I don't have to think about it
He did assure everyone he is still alive - or that could have been me hacking into his account.

 

I’m calling B.S.! Proof of life from Dern or the beeb will take his continued absence that he is tied to a sheet-less mattress with fluffy restraints with black assless chaps, with a pink rubber ball shoved in his mouth. All in an area separated from the rest of the family just a few feet away in a sound-proof room.

 

Redundant by definition.

 

Are you using him as the village idiot @ renfest and forgot to bring him back home again?

 

So according to the definition, how many pairs do you own?

 

Nah.
It’s my last year out there. We are making better use of actual idiots

 

You came back just to get the ban hammer?
@Mongo @Dave K can you believe this guy?

I feel like I better stay away this year. I may get put to work.

 

One more weekend left. I know, it’s tempting.

 

As tempting as it may be... and it is... my day job requires me to fly out to CA this weekend. You're just going to have to work another year so I can get the full experience.

 

Last weekend to see me in my gypsy costume. FOREVER.

 

Considering I AM an ass, no pair I wear would technically be assess.