I'm going to hell..

Discussion in 'General' started by Hyperdyne, Mar 20, 2019.

  1. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    Figured you for a rough rider....you know what they say about assumptions.....
     
  2. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    I don't think I'd want a damaged Dong. Just sayin...
     
  3. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    Keep your filthy hands off my Dong, go play with your own!
     
  4. G 97

    G 97 What's my name

    That thing has STT trackdays written all over it. LOL.
     
  5. Scotty87

    Scotty87 Lacks accountability

    Thread should be retitled “Dad jokes”.
     
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  6. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    i wouldn't take out my dong unless it's cleaned, chain lubed and the rubber is properly inflated.

    otherwise you'd crash in the first turn, leave it on the side of the highway and go sell your broken dong on craigslist.
    oh, wait.
     
  7. Metalhead

    Metalhead Dong pilot

    No one beats my Dong.
     
  8. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    except you.
     
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  9. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    Fixed that one for ya ;)
     
  10. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 12 inch pianist

     
  11. R1M370

    R1M370 ᕦ(ツ)ᕤ

    It's all good until that dong starts leaking fluids. (Clapped out lol)
     
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  12. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    That Dong looks soft
     
  13. blkduc

    blkduc no time for jibba jabba

    CROTCH ROCKET!


    How did it take two pages to get to this? :D But seriously, extended swingarm and Ducati stickers = long duck dong.
     
  14. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner It's a little-known fact...

    I would not run out on track to pick up a Dong.
    I might push a Dong if it was mine.
     
  15. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Most dongs are pretty clapped out these days.
     
  16. pickled egg

    pickled egg Who lives in an air bubble under the sea?

    Mine just got serviced, all systems "Go!"
     

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