I'm going to hell..

Discussion in 'General' started by Hyperdyne, Mar 20, 2019.

  1. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne WERA 15

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  2. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    If you put an extended swingarm on it, is it a long Dong?

    If you put a 300 tire on it, is it a fat Dong?

    If you stunt it and put fur on the bodywork, is it a hairy Dong?
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  3. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Then you and @Anchovie can ride your dongs together
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  4. pscook

    pscook Well-Known Member

    If you put a bell on it, it is a Ding Dong.
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  5. BSA43

    BSA43 Well-Known Member

    If you paint it, it could be Long Dong Silver.
  6. ineedanap

    ineedanap Well-Known Member

    Your Dong would get pounded at the track.

    You could also play hide the Dong in the garage.
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  7. ryoung57

    ryoung57 Off his meds

    Put a cape on it and it’s a Super Dong
  8. ineedanap

    ineedanap Well-Known Member

    My wife said it looks nice. I guess she wants the Dong now...
  9. speedluvn

    speedluvn Man card Issuer

    The OP has lost his Dong gone mind!
  10. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Since the thread topic says "hell", I think this should be moved to the dongeon.
  11. Jump on your Dong and ride off into the sunset.
  12. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

  13. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    You should do something about Blue Dong

    Sent from my smatrfone
  14. mike-guy

    mike-guy Well-Known Member

    Hey they take Bitcoin! I had my doubts but now it seems super legit.
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  15. rd400racer

    rd400racer Well-Known Member

    Heck yeah, then you can be the Donger!

  16. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    Remember it's the size that matters

    Sent from my smatrfone
  17. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    I’m sure @Anchovie will let you see his dong and, if you ask him nicely, he’ll probably even let you ride his dong.
  18. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    But he has a “dual sport” dong, so he might not wanna show it because , he might have “taken it off road” and there’s still “dirt” on it.
  19. motoracer1100

    motoracer1100 Well-Known Member

    That Dong is used and abused. It’s been ridden hard and put away broke ... comes with an Illinois Salvage Title :D
  20. worthless

    worthless Well-Known Member

    Well, you should experience riding different types of dongs before you settle on one. And some people won’t be happy with just one dong.

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