We've been calling them that for years. I've always hated it, but over my paygrade. My company pays better than those guys, though.
If they show up reliably and actually try to earn their pay, I'm fully prepared to address them as The Groom of the Stool.
I can just imagine the neighbor getting you on video throwing the poop into their yard...might be a crap fight.
I actually kinda like that one. Shitman has a ring to it, too. A shitstorm. Nah, man. I sold my shit business out to a bigger fish and went to work for him. I'm just a pawn in the game of poop. It's all part of the feels goods thing companies are doing the past couple of decades. "Employee" is a dirty word. They're "team members", "associates"... "technicians". It's silly.
#1 in the #2 business. What will we doo for brown? Your dog's biscuits are our bread and butter. What else y'all got.
I heard they're gearing up to try and take on San Francisco. But starting small with little doggy sized poop first before moving up to human sized.
So you're still an amateur, then? I'm actually curious how many pounds I pick up in an average week. Last week was overboard because of all the rain. I'd bet I had 7-8 hundred pounds. Average, I'd guess is 300 a week. Yeah, no. I will never look down on, or judge, another person for what they do... but ain't no way I could deal with human dookie. Those guys that drive the honeysucker trucks and clean the portapotties at construction sites??? Nothing but love for ya, but ain't no way. You absolutely can't help but get the shit (literally) on you at some point, and on occasion. It ain't a usual thing, but at some point, sooner or later, it's gonna happen. Worst story I know: Dude used to work for us back when a previous owner owned the company. Dude was a cheap mofo. Bought those thin trashbags because they were cheaper. Steve actually used those cheap-ass bags, and would over fill them. One day, he was at the shop throwing away his collections.... it had been a rainy week... and he lifted up the overfull bag to put it in the dumpster,,, and it ripped when he got it up to about chest high. I'll let you fill in your own blanks. Nah., bro. I used the thick contractor bags, and didn't over fill them, and I pulled my truck up to the dumpster so I could throw em directly in.
