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I shot Broome's squirrel.

Discussion in 'General' started by 2Fer, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Hey, I think humans are the lowest form of species on the planet. I just try to live up to the reputation. :D
     
  2. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Mission brilliantly accomplished. :D
     
  3. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

  4. 2Fer

    2Fer Is good

    Well I'm back in SC. Guess what I left in the freezer in Ohio...
    Oh well told my uncle to eat him. Hope he enjoy it.
     
  5. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

  6. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Oh. :D
     
  7. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    2XID Buck?
     
  8. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Buckwild?
     
  9. panthercity

    panthercity Thread Killa

    Or omnivore.
     
  10. Johnny B

    Johnny B Cone Rights Activist

    It's Quite Simple

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    JIMBO
    We have a terrific show for you today.
    We're gonna kill some Elk and we're
    gonna kill some Mountain Goats. Now,
    the new law passed by Colorado
    legislature, which Ned and I call
    pussy law number FOUR -- states that
    we can no longer kill animals in
    defense. In other words, our old
    line of 'It's coming right for us'

    NED
    It's coming right for us.

    JIMBO
    -- No longer works. So now, we only
    kill animals to quote: "thin out
    their numbers". If we don't hunt,
    then these animals will grow too big
    in number and they won't have enough
    food. So you see? We have to kill
    animals or else they'll die.

    JIMBO
    Uhh... So roll the tape.

    We see a video image of Jimbo and Ned in full hunting gear.

    JIMBO (V.O.)
    Here we are up at Schaeffer's
    Crossing, looking for some animals.

    Now we cut in to the video taped Jimbo and Ned.

    JIMBO
    Lookie there, Ned! There's some
    deers!!

    A delicate grouping of five deer stand around eating grass.

    JIMBO
    Quick, Ned! THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!!!

    NED
    THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS!

    Ned takes out his flame thrower and barbecues all five of
    them. Their little deer skeletons fall to the ground.

    JIMBO
    Good work, Ned! Now they won't starve!

    Back to the set. The boys are horrified.

    JIMBO
    That sure was a great hunting trip.
    We saved those deer from extinction.

    NED
    We're environmentalists.
     
    Last edited: Dec 31, 2013
  11. SpeedyE

    SpeedyE Experimental prototype, never meant for production

    I was in mental shock when I took it....took to remind me of how I felt that minute.
    I don't know if that makes any sense.
     
  12. I don't even know what this thread is about.
     
  13. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Vaginas and squirrels.
     
  14. used2Bfast

    used2Bfast Still healing

    +1
     
  15. buxton

    buxton Southern Canadian

    Well, just as Putter said, we don't have to hunt because we can afford to buy our food. However just like we grow, and preserve, most of our own food, we hunt for the very same reason. No antibiotics, leaner meat, and no worries about contamination as we do all the processing ourselves. We are very selective in the animals we take and only take what we need.

    One can really appreciate the food you eat when you know effort it takes to get it there.

    Dawn
     
  16. drop

    drop Well-Known Member

    Just saying
     

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  17. Hyperdyne

    Hyperdyne Indy United SBK

    I grew up hunting and fishing with my Dad. I learned how to live in case something bad happened. I'm not talking war, but getting stranded sucks and there were a few times I had to bug out of a bad situation (wrong place, wrong time, wrong people) where it got me through.

    Hunting and gathering, plus having a hobby garden with my father in law has taught me many useful things that simply going ton grocery never would. When we finish the new house, step 2 is an orchard. I have to agree, most things are much better when you have put your time and labor into it.

    That being said, coyotes and geese. Filthy critters. But the trading posts still give me 15 bucks a head and 2.50 a goose.
     
  18. jp636

    jp636 Yellow Turd

    A couple of years ago I was training a rookie and saw a dead squirrel in a parking lot. It was a slow day and we got some GI Joe looking action figures and posed them with it, like they just made a huge kill. We laughed our asses off. I need to find those pics.
     
  19. buxton

    buxton Southern Canadian

    Good luck on the orchard. We have a pear tree and several apple trees too. If you keep the apple trees trimmed and the apples that fall to the ground picked up (very important), you shouldn't have too many problems with bugs. Depending on the spring, we may have issues with apple scab, but always have more than enough unaffected apples to meet our needs. The deer don't mind what the apples look like. :)

    As far as the garden goes... We always plan enough for us, others and the wildlife.

    Dawn
     

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