I see White People......

You are dead and nobody cares about you
Nobody's learned anything, cause they all do what you do
Everybody does it, why shouldn't I?
'Cause it's sick!

Get your booze away from me
Keep your pills out of sight
Don't get smoke in my face
Or you'll get the straight-edge in your face

Straight-edge - in your face
Straight-edge - in your face
Straight-edge - in your face
Straight-edge - in your face

 

Don't drink
Don't smoke
Don't F***
at least I can F888888 think

I can't give up I can't give up I can't give up
Out of step
With the wooooooorld.



Straight edge is punk-speak for HIPPIE!!!!!

 

I guess ain’t neither black nor white. Can’t find a damn thing attractive about a jiggly oversized butt filled with cottage cheese. But I also think if you can draw a straight line from the back to the heels, you are the antidote to an overdose of Viagra. It’s all about balancing size, shape and firmness. Only had the use of one of the elusive perfect specimens. Complemented by the best silicon-free airbags you can wish for. I believe Steve Clark’s exact words were “Nubian princess” when he recovered his speech in his driveway. Terminating her contract was harder than selling my first VW GTI.

 

Are black women buying into the fake boobie craze? I'm thinking that's an exclusively white girl thing (some asian's too). But I digress, I saw a thing on TV this week about butt implants. I kinda chuckled at first but it made a hellovua difference in the girl that was on the program. God I love implants!!!

I don't get the big booty thing really, the pursuit of which is getting some otherwise attractive women into some very bad fashion choices. I wouldn't kick J-Lo out of bed but I wouldn't cross the street to pursue her either. How did this woman get the be the current female ideal?

 

Papa, you know people think I'm nuts. But I know you are. What in the blue hell goes on in that French filled brain of your's? Selling a GTI and terminating the contract of Miss X!?!?!?

Next thing you'll be stocking up on spagetti sauce.

 

"A jiggly oversized butt filled with cottage cheese?"

"I love implants!"?

This thread is disgusting

 

not the same one you met. Bigger toys.

 

I like the Miss X I met. I think I'll not meet Miss Y. I don't think I could handle it.

 

I'm not THAT crazy. Tearing Ms. X's contract was no fun either.

 

Some sisters are indeed buying into the fake boob deal.
Even more are getting reductions
Let's clarify something- PHAT vs. FAT ass.
Phat = Round, firm perfectly shaped. in some cases a little larger than averege coupled with a slim waist. no stretch marks.
Fat = The cottage cheese, celluloite, stretch marked ass.

Buck likem Phat, not Fat.

 

White women with the phat (not fat) ass....

Put me down as one cracker in the "all for it" column.

 

Bithlo, Florida is 20 miles from my house- it's the perfect place to take your honey on a Dirt Track Date!!!

(P.S. You will see white people there.)

 

Well isnt that just great!
Anyone have the number to the Orkin man?


Is this thing on?

 

Hey man, I was just warning you, they'll be there.
OK, maybe not the finest examples of white people you'll ever see, but I digress...

 

I'll be there!
I'll be the skinny white guy with an afro wig. :up:


is this thing on?

 

Wow, are you the real Buck, or MacGyver in a clever disguise???

 

I never knew it but I must have met Buck lots of times.

 

That's been done. Another whitey, you know. "The Sledge-O-Matic" ring a bell?

 

I remember that guy. He was bald. I can relate to his anger.

Used to be able to, anyway...

 

That could work for you, the smashing shit, that is. How could you incorporate that into advertising?