I see White People......

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Buckwild, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    You are dead and nobody cares about you
    Nobody's learned anything, cause they all do what you do
    Everybody does it, why shouldn't I?
    'Cause it's sick!

    Get your booze away from me
    Keep your pills out of sight
    Don't get smoke in my face
    Or you'll get the straight-edge in your face

    Straight-edge - in your face
    Straight-edge - in your face
    Straight-edge - in your face
    Straight-edge - in your face
     
  2. Tex

    Tex Well-Known Member

    Don't drink
    Don't smoke
    Don't F***
    at least I can F888888 think

    I can't give up I can't give up I can't give up
    Out of step
    With the wooooooorld.

    :D

    Straight edge is punk-speak for HIPPIE!!!!! :p
     
  3. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    I guess ain’t neither black nor white. Can’t find a damn thing attractive about a jiggly oversized butt filled with cottage cheese. But I also think if you can draw a straight line from the back to the heels, you are the antidote to an overdose of Viagra. It’s all about balancing size, shape and firmness. Only had the use of one of the elusive perfect specimens. Complemented by the best silicon-free airbags you can wish for. I believe Steve Clark’s exact words were “Nubian princess” when he recovered his speech in his driveway. Terminating her contract was harder than selling my first VW GTI.:D
     
  4. Joe Morris

    Joe Morris Off The Reservation

    Are black women buying into the fake boobie craze? I'm thinking that's an exclusively white girl thing (some asian's too). But I digress, I saw a thing on TV this week about butt implants. I kinda chuckled at first but it made a hellovua difference in the girl that was on the program. God I love implants!!!

    I don't get the big booty thing really, the pursuit of which is getting some otherwise attractive women into some very bad fashion choices. I wouldn't kick J-Lo out of bed but I wouldn't cross the street to pursue her either. How did this woman get the be the current female ideal?
     
  5. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Papa, you know people think I'm nuts. But I know you are. :D What in the blue hell goes on in that French filled brain of your's? Selling a GTI and terminating the contract of Miss X!?!?!?

    Next thing you'll be stocking up on spagetti sauce. :D
     
  6. Robert

    Robert Flies all green 'n buzzin

    "A jiggly oversized butt filled with cottage cheese?"

    "I love implants!"?

    This thread is disgusting :D
     
  7. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    not the same one you met. Bigger toys.:)
     
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I like the Miss X I met. :D I think I'll not meet Miss Y. I don't think I could handle it. :D
     
  9. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    I'm not THAT crazy. Tearing Ms. X's contract was no fun either. :)
     
  10. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    Some sisters are indeed buying into the fake boob deal.
    Even more are getting reductions
    Let's clarify something- PHAT vs. FAT ass.
    Phat = Round, firm perfectly shaped. in some cases a little larger than averege coupled with a slim waist. no stretch marks.
    Fat = The cottage cheese, celluloite, stretch marked ass.

    Buck likem Phat, not Fat.;)
     
  11. mtk

    mtk All-Pro Bike Crasher

    White women with the phat (not fat) ass....

    Put me down as one cracker in the "all for it" column. :clap::D
     
  12. YAM#849

    YAM#849 y'all watch this...

    Bithlo, Florida is 20 miles from my house- it's the perfect place to take your honey on a Dirt Track Date!!!:cool:

    (P.S. You will see white people there.)
     
  13. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    Well isnt that just great!
    Anyone have the number to the Orkin man?


    Is this thing on?
     
  14. YAM#849

    YAM#849 y'all watch this...

    Hey man, I was just warning you, they'll be there. :D
    OK, maybe not the finest examples of white people you'll ever see, but I digress... :D
     
  15. Buckwild

    Buckwild Radical

    I'll be there!
    I'll be the skinny white guy with an afro wig. :up:


    is this thing on?
     
  16. YAM#849

    YAM#849 y'all watch this...

    Wow, are you the real Buck, or MacGyver in a clever disguise??? :D
     
  17. ysr612

    ysr612 Well-Known Member

    I never knew it but I must have met Buck lots of times.:D
     
  18. MotoMadman

    MotoMadman Mr. Moto Riding

    That's been done. Another whitey, you know. "The Sledge-O-Matic" ring a bell?
     
  19. I remember that guy. He was bald. I can relate to his anger.

    Used to be able to, anyway...

    ;) :D
     
  20. MotoMadman

    MotoMadman Mr. Moto Riding

    That could work for you, the smashing shit, that is. How could you incorporate that into advertising? :beer:
     

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