Discussion in 'General' started by Metalhead, Jun 15, 2019.
I usually hit em with a Praise Allah Blessed Be His Name and they start to steppin.
Yeah you do.
Get out yer crayons and start drawing maps.
I am honored gramps.
You're older than both my parents, and they have grandkids, so......
Your man-card has just been refortified. Congratulations!
And a Mr Clean magic eraser for when he draws outside the lines.
#4 on list.
You're so old when you self abuse the end looks like a dust cloud.
True story. About 5 years ago, my wife and I lived in a subdivision where the houses were fairly close together. About every Saturday we’d get a doorbell ringing first thing in the morning from Jehovah’s Witnesses wanting to hand out their literature. I finally had had enough and one Saturday I answered the door in only my tidy-whites and just stood there in front of two semi-elderly black women Jehovah’s Witness. They were like, “we’ll wait for you to get dressed and then speak to you”. And I was like. “No, it’s all good, this is how God made me, let’s talk about your religion.” For some unexplained reason, those Jehovah’s Witnesses never knocked on our door again. Strange.
Between the white chin hair and the bald spot up top, can you really blame the guy? Ya prolly had your readers up on your head, too.
I once told a door-to-door evangelist that I was a Tree Druid.
Fuck the religion peddlers I hate there direct line bull shit.
Not into any of that.
Is this like a wish list of people to blow in a rest area?
This is what you are thinking about at 2:58 am
Well, he just got home from the rest stop...
Straight to hell.
Don not pass GO, do not collect $200.
Glad I'm not on your list, yet?
Anchovie is so old, the Dead Sea was just getting sick when he was born.
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