I haven't liked Charlie Daniels this much since The Devil Went Down to Georgia

I'll pass on the honorary degree, I'll take a BB gun or maybe a Bridgestone takeoff. you know, something useful.

 

I hope if you get that bb gun, you shoot Eric right in his backside!

 

Thank you. I've never had a degree before. I'm sure my family is going to be so proud.

Now how do I get a good print-out of this so I can show my wife?

Just Wondering,

Darrin Talbott

 

Darrin, you should have gone for door number two. The BB gun has so many uses it isn't funny. You can use it to protect your family from squirrels and liberals. You can use it to open can of soda. Changing the channel when you can't find the remote doesn't mean getting up off the couch anymore. Mano, it's a thing that no family should be without. And anywife out there would be proud of any husband who owns one.
The honorary doctorate, eh, not as useful.

 

PM me a mailing address and I'll send you one

 

Click here for the degree of your choice.

Got me one from, The Jethro Bodine School of Lawnmower Repair and Brain Surgery. Wee Doggie.

 

Don't flatter yourself. People give up responding over and over to your posts out of boredom more than being 'out of cerebral gas'.

 

Guess I'll just have to throw in more assclowns and fu%$ticks to keep your attention.

 

Mr Pot, allow me to introduce you to Mr Kettle.

 

There you go, you're getting the hang of it.

 

Now were getting somewhere! That's more like it.

 

Here he is like clockwork, Mr. Hit-and-Run.

 

Sorry my whole life doesn't revolve around this BBS. Did you have a specific issue you'd like to discuss?

 

long haired country boy is an awesome tune.

fag song is funny.

of course, legend of the wooly swamp. rsdud is just jealous, because john lennon, and bob dylan weren't cool enough for a free doctorate.

 

Uneasy Rider is a classic, too! I laugh every time I hear it.

 

i was takin' a trip out to LA,
cruisin' along in my chevrolet........

 

I know Bob Dylan got one from Colombia I also am sure John Lennon got one too.

I always have felt the honorary were better as they were given to people showed that they could do what the degree ment not just showed that they could regurgitate.

 

Oh for gawd sakes... the honorary has nothing to do with academic accomplishment and is no indication if they can even write their name. They are given as a token of appreciation or an ass-kissing.
And if you think a PhD is regurgitation then you've never worked on one. (And you’d have to learn how to spell "meant" and learn grammar to even get a bachelor's degree.)

 

Since when?

 

Please tell me this a just a rhetorical statement and you don't really believe this.
Steve