I Hate People

I let my wife take my 2018 Silverado to the grocery store. It's in perfect shape, not a mark on it.
She's in the store for 15 minutes, she comes out and some asshole had keyed down the right rear quarter panel and across the tailgate. What the hell is wrong with people?

 

They are obviously familiar with your reputation here.

j/k.

That sucks. Sorry to hear.

 

What bumper/window stickers do you have?

 

Odds are it isn’t random. Is your wife a text and drive type of person? Every single girl I’ve dated, drives in such a way that warrants some sort of retaliation from fellow motorists. Just sayin.

 

Some people are just assholes and do shit like keying a car because it's nicer then what they drive.

 

That’s a sad truth man. [emoji24]

 

Apparently, people hate you too.

Sorry to hear Mike. It’s some straight up pussy-ass shit to fuck with someone’s ride.

 

None, I don't stick anything on my vehicles.

 

Was your wife driving alone with a mask on?

Too soon?








Sorry.... that sucks. I'd be so bummed.

 

Yep, I park far the fuck away from any store I am going into. I have nice rides. I baby them. People hate that. Its common everywhere.

 

She doesn't even use the phone when she drives.
The one possibility we came up with is she was parked in a handicap space and she forgot to throw the placard on the dashboard
and some asshole was getting revenge for improper use of the space.

 

When she got out of the truck, can someone watching her tell she's handicapped?

 

Surveillance video? There are eyes in the skies...

 

It was reported to the police and they're going to check the store security cameras.
Problem is, even if you can see someone do it you have to be able to identify that person.

 

People are shit

 

There's a damn ding in my Camaro door right where a door would hit it that I spotted yesterday.

 

Yup

 

Yesterday I had to remove a shopping cart from my GMC Denali HD at Walmart and I was parked on the back 40. These lazy mfukrs won’t return the carts cause it’s to far to walk. Wind blew it into my truck downhill I guess. Last I looked they all need to be walking, fukn running all they can, damn pigs with chin diapers on! Luckily it didn’t do any damage. Just pissed me off as does about everything now since I leave maybe once a week or bi weekly working from home ya know. What a shitshow 2020s been lol

 

But nobody's ever keyed my Dodge Caliber... ?