STOP HUMORING HIM! I recanted My story to the family over dinner. The children.....who are 11 and 8....spewed. The Woman shook Her head disaprovingly and said "You know, one day Your gonna get Your ass beat". I said "Pff."
"He chucked His cellphone like 4000 feet" I started cracking up for some reason, your stories are the best haha
Apparently this lady honked (multiple times) at the flatbiller too! metalhead.... you better be glad you took off like a 'lil bitch! http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/31157253/detail.html?source=kmgh She saw a jaw doctor?
I used to live about a half mile from there. You're right, 'flatbiller city'. UNFORTUNATELY....the incident I described happened out in the burbs at Suber Rd. The dude was one of those 'pseudo' flatbillers. IF...ya know what I'm saying.