How do you become a politician?

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Captain Morgan, Nov 20, 2019.

  1. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    My feet are getting tired from cooking everyday and working my ass off for 20 years. Do you need a degree? I know I will have to not wear shorts and shave everyday. But other than that besides talking in a chair the job seems pretty easy. Having discussions less advance than a high school debate team. Smile tell people what they want to hear and know nothing will change and get paid. I'm digging it, any politicians on here pm me and I'll send you my c/v
     
  2. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Let's take stock of your qualifications:
    • You drink to excess
    • You DGAF about anyone but yourself
    • You pretty much use women and allow them to use you
    • You are financially irresponsible
    • You are not that well versed on how our system works

    Congratulations. You will win any Democrat seat in a landslide.
     
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  3. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Savage :crackup:
     
  4. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I can clean up well in a suit and smile. Just have to tell me what my job is and what to do everyday and I can be that man
     
  5. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Lie your ass off and smile for the camera.
    You're hired. Welcome to Washington.
     
  6. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Presidency is what I’d recommend. I’d vote for ya if I could
     
  7. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    You are the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep America Drunk Again 2020
     
  8. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    Side note. I brew beer as a hobby. Last winter I brewed a stout and named it MADA 2020 Double Chocolate Milk Stout.
    Make. America. Drunk. Again.
     
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  9. sdg

    sdg *

    You're a worthless piece of self aggrandizing POS.

    Anybody who wants to be a politician should not be allowed to be one.
     
  10. sdg

    sdg *

    And mean no personal offense, unless you are serious.
     
  11. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    First you go down to The Cross Roads...spin 3 times counter clockwise and say Beelzebub with each rotation, a man will appear holding a paper, sign the contract in blood, do as instructed..after all who needs a Soul...it is much easier if you don't have one.
     
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  12. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

    You forgot to have him fall down on his knees. Crucial step.
     
  13. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    your geeting ahead of yourself, I'm going to start at my moms Boca del Vista condo board and work my way up. MMarkGA
     
  14. Britt

    Britt Well-Known Member

    "Do as instructed"..
    I admit it wasn't my best work.. excuse below.
    (I'm watching the Dems Debate)
     
  15. pickled egg

    pickled egg If you don’t hear from me

    AOC, ‘zat you?
     
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  16. Spang308

    Spang308 Well-Known Member

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    Has this happened yet?
     
  17. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    20 bucks???? Sounds like the girls I'm used to dating!
     
  18. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Very serious, where do you live? I can help you, do you by chance have a baby I can hold for a couple of minutes for a news interview. Good pr, makes me seem like I care about children and can relate to parents. God bless. MMarkGA
     
  19. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Just concentrate your campaigning on women,
    especially ones who don't have a chance at a
    cute guy. Make them think they have that chance
    and they'll vote twice for you. Politician is probably
    the perfect job for you, just approach every issue
    like you want to screw it with a rum drink in hand.
     
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  20. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Lets get this clear, I support hard working American strong women who stand up for equal rights, until something needs to get fixed or a bill needs to be paid. MMarkGA
     

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