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How do you become a politician?

Discussion in 'The Dungeon' started by Captain Morgan, Nov 20, 2019.

  1. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

  2. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

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    This might be my eugily, beautiful words, thanks
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2019
  3. Quicktoy

    Quicktoy Is it Winter yet?

    My cousin is a sitting US congressman in Florida. His Dad, my uncle was a congressman in Maryland I believe in the 70s or 80s. Believe me. You don’t wanna run for office.
     
  4. TurboBlew

    TurboBlew Registers Abusers

    sit in on a local City council meeting... if you dont zonk out and get so excited you must go back and read the transcribed minutes... you have a bright future. I might start with a local high school class presidential race... lol. It would be a win/win scenario. You make all kinds of promises and promote your world travels. You hopefully win and teach those brats a life lesson...lol
     
  5. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    With all possible due respect, are you mental? Mark? Teaching your kids?:D
     
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  6. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    Think of every indiscretion you've done in the past and remember that your opponent will dig it all up and put it on the TV...no go! KADA!
     
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  7. Banditracer

    Banditracer Dogs - because people suck

    Well if he runs as a democrat it won't matter. All their shit is ok and gets swept under the rug.
     
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  8. 600 dbl are

    600 dbl are Shake Zoola the mic rula

    Want.
     
  9. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    Well, never thought of that, had a lot of those, being deported, a dui, running from the police over 10 times, sleeping with married women, not paying proper taxes, I will dress nice look the camera and pull a Bill Clinton MMarkGA
     
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  10. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Good God, if you can pass as a minority
    you'll be a superstar.
     
  11. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    LOL....that ought to do it. Especially if you run as a democrat. They're aren't particularly smart. Good luck.
     
  12. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    He needs to go all transgender. He'll win the democratic primary with 90%... Show us your tits! :crackup::crackup:
     
  13. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I have 1/10 Irish in me, my ancestors suffered the great potato famine. I think it was caused by the US. So when I get elected reparations for everyone who has ever had a bad baked potato MmarkGA
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2019
  14. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Well then. So Mr. President will you remember the little people while you are in office?
     
  15. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!


    So, you're saying I have to be a Kennedy? F@ck, I'm out!
     
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  16. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    No, I'm the President, I'll take my double espresso with 2 sugars and expect my Ron Zacapa xo before noon. And and a qualified intern spanish tan girl 5'6 with dirty blonde hair MmarkGA
     
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2019
  17. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    (read in Cliff's voice in your head)

    Actually, spuds from the US that were resistant
    to the pathogen saved those poor Irish crackers,
    it was Mexico that caused the famine, but you'll
    get nothing out of them so stick with what you
    have, nobody will check and it works for you.

    (end Cliff)

    If the reparations are loaded twice-baked potatoes
    then I'm on board with it. Extra cheese, please.
    And loads of Irish butter and sour cream.

    We need a photo for the Mark151 for Prez, Dude
    posters and bumper stickers.
     
  18. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Too many years of one variety spud is all it was.
     
  19. Captain Morgan

    Captain Morgan Well-Known Member

    I was in Ireland last year and on a serious note its better to call it the great hunger, thats what I learned there and don't want to disrespect anyone
     
  20. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Since when?
     
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