Hippie Yuppie Moonshine

Discussion in 'General' started by ToofPic, Jan 23, 2018.

  1. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    What,if any Moonshine from the flavored liquor store aisle do you folks like?
    Ive noticed its kinda taken off with the reality moonshiners show.
    Ive always bought illegally,and this store bought stuff is piss poor.
    Tried the grapefruite tonight,and waay too sweet.The white lightning is pretty good.
    I just want something along the lines of a good apple brandy.
    Moonshine should hurt,and hit hard! This candy store bought stuff is pussyfied !
    Call me Roy,or whatever your real name is :timeforabeer:
  2. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    Alright..Whos fucking with me? I never typed grapefruit.Tried to edit,and still got grape fruit
  3. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    It's all ghey. Don't forget the little umbrella.
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  4. SPL170db

    SPL170db Trackday winner

    Don't mess with that stuff, shit's dangerous.....

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  5. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife

    Straight with red bull cola
  6. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

    ...that crap has been around for a few years and is straight terrible...
  7. Aberk

    Aberk Well-Known Member

    My dad bought me some mocha coffee moonshine...I can't remember the brand though. I'm a beer drinker, but that stuff was good. Tasted like drinking one of those Starbucks cold bottle drinks with a little kick. Definitely dangerous.
  8. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab

    Drink your shine like a man, dammit!
    There's plenty of stuff out there for the girls to drink.

    WANABE RACER Well-Known Member

    I like straight moonshine as everyone here knows , I had someone buy jr Johnson’s apple pie from the store I will say I was shocked how good it was. I’m sure it’s not a very high alchol content but the flavor was good enough that I have bought it several times since.
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  10. cpettit

    cpettit Well-Known Member

    I'm not even sure that store bought stuff is even moonshine.

    There are plenty of craft distilleries making unaged whiskey and it's just as clear as shine and probably better than that fake, fruity shine they are trying to pass off.

    Nothing is gonna beat the good old backwoods stuff.
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  11. wrx_02

    wrx_02 Well-Known Member

    I always get whiskey flavored.
  12. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    Is that like "neat, with 2 ice cubes"?
  13. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    What are you on about now, TwoToofTimmy? What did you type?
  14. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    My old bootlegger died during a routine operation,and now I got no connections.
    I usually just drink beer,but had the flu recently.
    The over the counter moonshine knocked the cough,and chest congestion out.
    I bought a grapefruite flavored jar last night,and that shit was horrible!
    Had to go back and buy plain to cut the fruity stuff with.
  15. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    My cousins make enough that nobody would even consider store bought.
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  16. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    grapefruite kept coming up grapefruit?? :confused::confused:
    Me and gutter boy maybe had too much?
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  17. ToofPic

    ToofPic Member known well

    Fugger!!! :moon:
  18. Phl218

    Phl218 Lemme ask my wife


    I meant the unflavored one (100 proof) and then with cola

    Otherwise it's only good for cleaning windows
  19. Mongo

    Mongo Administrator

    Grapefruit anything is nasty tasting, y'all are weird. And the stuff in the stores isn't shine, it's flavored unaged whiskey of whatever grain they used. Good for kids looking to get drunk and say they drank shine.
  20. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

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