Hey nerds! (Cannoli, Venom, Dart...)

And still kisses our asses because ‘Murrica!

 

Not my department.

 

We can't help it if they just have to have shit dumbed down for them. Count your fingers and toes and tell me if it is a coincidence that the metric system is based around the number 10.

Unless you been in some sort of horrible blender accident then use someone else's fingers and toes.

 

That's right in his world D cup means something entirely different.

 

Fixed

 

Then what you keep dick in?







wait...





Don't answer that.

 

Brits have an interesting beer volume system. Always wanted a hogshead, even though I’d never be able to move it.

 

You’re thinking about it all wrong.

You move it in installments.

 

...and Sarutan spelled backwards is natureS...

 

Half empty cask no bueno.
I think a typical w(h)isky barrel is 50 US gallons. A hogshead (beer) is 64.

 

I don't think we do liters.

 

It might, but not how you spell it.