Okay boys, polish up your G-Dubya lunchboxes and pack your bags, Georgie’s taking us to Syria for the next war. Seems they've never found that enormous cache of weapons we were looking for, and he's decided that now Syria has WMD and is offering haven to Iraqis. Guess he's laying groundwork for his next adventure. My prediction: it ain’t over by a long shot. Flame away
Eric: Dubya ain't stupid. Any war against Syria is a long way off. Brad: I found your briefs under my night table. Call me. Rodger
Good. The troops are there, and I'm extra surly today. Syria next week, Iran in two, Somalia at the end of May. F@ck 'em, they pissed me off.
They are anyone I can think of. I didn't include the French on my list since they piss me off everyday. What's the point of being the 800 pound gorillia if you're just gonna sit on your ass and eat bananas?
Personally, I think it's an excellent strategy to clean up the scum of the world. Just keep one step behind the "moving WMD's", and level every one of 'em. Works for me.
"What's the point of being the 800 pound gorillia if you're just gonna sit on your ass and eat bananas?" Totally right. Stompin' shit out of a nasty dick-tater sorta puts the rest of the dick-tater neighborhood on high alert. Now... follow up by casting a good "Dirty Harry" squinty-look at Syria. This is diplomacy of the first order. Notice how much easier it is when you aren't a president all wrapped up in where your pecker's gonna be next.... or where it's been.
As far as I'm concerned we should just keep going after WMD from country to country until it no longer requires a passport(ie, we are back at home). Then we have one big party from Canada to Mexico. Hell we might as well drink all of their beer since they can't get off their pussy hands and help.
Syrias kind of on the way home isn't it? The troops could take the main road from Baghdad to Damascus, stop off for tea and cakes, before catching the ferry from the Syrian Port of Al Latekia to Cyprus. Then its just a plane ride home. You don't need a UN resolution to go sight-seeing do you?
A bite on the ass from the biggest dog usually quiets down the little yappie dogs. I know someone will say "this will lead to more terrorism". Well, if we do nothing they will strike. Smash 'em in the head with a claw hammer before they have a chance to kill your friends, neighbors and maybe even you. "The Arab nations will hate us and resent us". Got news for ya' Chumley, they hate you and resent you now. I'd rather be hated for something I've done then for something I haven't.
why do people really care? it's like that neighbor with the shitty yard. with people coming in and out all hours of the day. you haven't seen them do anything, but you don't care when the police go in and bust em' for drugs.
"I know someone will say "this will lead to more terrorism"." Hell, there ain't no such thing as MORE terrorism. That's what 9/11 taught me. War is war. You stomp the other MF's till they are all dead or beg for you to stop. When those gomers pulled that, they proved that they will do anything, anywhere, anyhow they can. Tough to make a credible argument that they can ramp up from there.
The 800 lb. gorilla who sits on his ass and eats bananas = Buddha The 800 lb. gorilla that goes around beating up anybody he feels like just because he can = Bully
Good deal, it will save on deployment cost. Plus since we now have all of Iraq’s oil, Bush & Co. can finance all expenditures with out having to go to Congress to secure additional funds. Plus I want my tax cuts. This is good news. FOUR MORE YEARS.
In a perfect world we could subscribe to all being Buddha's. But this isn't a perfect world, and probably never will be.
How many times can you use that same lame argument? Do you really believe that a world ruled by force will lead to a better world? Do you have no ability to see beyond the way things are now without involving killing? Are you so jaded that you believe the only way to improve on a situation is to conquer it with force? Is there nothing more than this? Are the words of the Buddha, Allah, Jesus just nice words to live by when times are good? Does transcendence mean anything?