Have your N95 masks yet?

Guess we all can’t wipe our asses with baby seals...

 

I actually prefer baby polar bear fur.

 

Oilfield workers are a lot like the guys in the enginerooms of Navy ships, I see...

 

mail them if you can. Healthcare workers are about to be fucked.

 

Plus: Work has us telecommuting now until at least the 1st of April. maybe this will show them that we could have been doing it all along.

Negative: Unrelated to corona, I got strep and pink-eye of all fucking things (which I don't think I've had since I was like 6, probably from petting our new puppy and rubbing my eyes)... so its beautiful out and I'm caged up inside anyways.

Fuck this.

 

On the strep front, a little hint I got from the doc is using Act mouthwash, as it kills the strep bacteria.

I now have a mason jar in the bath cabinet, and the girls’ and my toothbrushes spend 23:56 of every day soaking in it.

Haven’t had a strep outbreak since.

 

Screw that...