Has anyone seen my keys?

I can't find them.

 

Get tile.
https://www.thetileapp.com/

 

They were in your other pants this morning.

 

Ugh. This begs for a Mom joke but I'm getting too old for that shit.

 

I'm thinking it begs for a "what are your pants doing in at a place where Acree knows what's in them?" joke.

 

Did you leave them in the ignition of your racebike?

 

Followed by a "not much" retort.

 

No, but I recently lost my racebike key too. But more recently than that, I found it.

AND, I just found my lost keys. I knew once I admitted I couldn't find them in a public place, I'd immediately find them.

Thanks for the help!

 

Oh! Ok! I think I get it... let me try...


I GUESS THAT WILL TEACH ME NOT TO LEAVE MY PANTS ON THE FLOOR OF ACREE'S BEDROOM, HUH???


Did I do it right?

 

Real racebikes don't have keys. Or starters for that matter....

 

The old Sean would have put forth a better effort.

 

Yes.

 

Have you checked Metalhead's pants?

 

they might have been keyed

 

this one?

 

What do you call people push starting you?

 

Minions

 

Enablers.

 

Portable.

 

That's the one! I have a spare, but it doesn't have extra house keys and stuff on it.

How is yours running? I crossed over 20k on mine the other day. Starting to think seriously about some Magneti Marelli bits....