Has anyone checked in on Vale?

I just want to make sure he's going to survive the Corona. I'd go check but its not a good time.

 

He's recovered just fine. Just a bit nervous and paranoid that some guy on a royal enfield has been circling his ranch for the past week.

 

Aren't most of the deaths in old f@cker homes? Shit, better check on him, he didn't check in for ball room dancing and Stoner said Vale said he could have his pudding!

 

He has dispatched Uccio to fluff Morbidelli

 

You guys sure can be a bunch of assholes

 

He's probably alive. Maybe. Someone needs to work on the trading team VR46's moto3 slots and bikes to Avintia for their motogp slots and Ducati contracts for 2021.

Or he's sitting in the tub laughing as he farts bubbles and plays with his rubber duck.

 

Coming clean: I didn't read 'duck' initially.

 

damn. I went looking at crash.net for the story I read that said he was %100 fine, but there wasn't a single mention of Rossi on the ENTIRE page. Has that ever happened before?

ya, but we're the good kind of assholes ;D

 

As much as I love my Ducatis, does anyone really want one of their 2021 contracts? What is their current trade value? Maybe half a season on an R3 in Junior Cup?

 

When it's what you can get in short notice, damn near everyone. Zarco seems to be doing okay enough with the dumpster crap that Avintia is able to pay for.

Wait, Pramac does pretty well with even newer stuff when shit don't go south with their riders.

Soooooo, with the freeze in tech, I'd bet Yamaha would.

 

What are you new here?

And he's fine btw doesn't have any symptoms anymore

 

Last time I checked he’s got a kajillion dollars in the bank, a big ass trophy room, and more pussy being throw at him than even @Metalhead could handle.

 

Here's the article I read.

https://motorbikewriter.com/valentino-rossi-tests-positive-for-covid-19/

 

He needs to get on making babies so he's not 60 when they get to Race Moto3....

 

I have it on good authority from someone in his inner circle that he will never get married and never have babies. Its an interesting story involving homemade sausages and wine in the seaside hills above Cattolica I have a photo somewhere...

 

Hes 41. He would be 60.
That math has already passed

 

Minimum age to run Moto3 is 16.

I hope your brother is better with numbers than you are

 

Richard, No need to worry, Val is fine. I saw him this morning walking the mall and then I saw him again a bit later at Brentano's stealing batteries.

 

That is encouraging, however, I have no idea what you're enumerating on about... can you elaborate?