Hardass of the year

Man survives grizzly attack by shoving his arm down the bear's throat.

http://www.businessinsider.com/ap-hunter-escapes-attack-by-shoving-arm-down-bears-throat-2015-10

Thanks, granny. I guess kids do listen.



This is right up there with punching a shark in the face.

 

Holy shit!

 

Not bad, but if he was a true hardcore mothertrucker he'd have f@cked the bear in the ass afterwards.

 

Montana isn't Florida, they don't rape animals for punishment.

 

Bear F*cker!

 

Holy shit!! Definitely +1 for Hardass of the Year.

 

This guy too WTF.......


Sleeping Idaho hunter wakes up to black bear biting his head

http://news.yahoo.com/sleeping-idaho-hunter-wakes-black-bear-biting-head-224130179.html

 

**Note to self:

Don't read DaveK posts while on a conference call.

 

Fuck that cracked me up! Still giggling as I write. That's just some funny shit

 

That Marine Corporal that killed 11 Taliban fighter with his M249 and when he was out of bullets, beat the last Talibaner to death with his own rifle, he'd have f@cked that bear in the ass. Shit, he'd have f@cked ALL the bears in the ass and then gone alligator fishing with a paperclip and f@cked ALL the alligators in the ass.

 

The list of people that would look at a bear and think 2xitb is Dave K short.

 

I'm pretty sure Dave's small man syndrome is manifesting itself into beastiality. But still funny as hell.

 

Well, he "deep throated" and "fisted" the bear at the same time, that's good enough.

 

Technically the bear deep throated him. He fisted the bear