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Halleluiah Brutha I'm gonna be saved and rich

Discussion in 'General' started by WeaselBob, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. WeaselBob

    WeaselBob Well-Known Member

    Lo & behold, because my email was found on a Christian site (yeah right), a minister is willing to hook me up with riches beyond belief from the secret Nigerian accounts of missionaries :clap: :clap:

    Why I probably just need to say the rosary and send them my account numbers and wait for the cash & blessings to overwhelm me :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    do you think some might be tempted to believe this, since it's filled with soul-saving Christian language? I'm not a Christian, but I think this is about as low as can get, sounds a tad like Revernd Ike with a lot more scam
     
    Last edited: Oct 28, 2003
    WeaselBob, Oct 28, 2003
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  2. chaplain

    chaplain MRO pulpit jockey

    got the same stuff

    I got the same stuff about two months ago. Some people are bound and determined to make Christian faith look bad.........For every Mother Theresa there are a thousand Rev. Ikes and Jerry Falwells around....From someone who is a minister and proud to be one....the whole thing is a pity
     
    chaplain, Oct 28, 2003
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  3. WeaselBob

    WeaselBob Well-Known Member

    Re: got the same stuff

    yup, it's got an extra-slimeball smell attached to it
     
    WeaselBob, Oct 28, 2003
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  4. ZebProctor1

    ZebProctor1 Well-Known Member

    send em an email back and tell them you're an athiest, see what they say :)
     
    ZebProctor1, Oct 28, 2003
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  5. kangasj

    kangasj Banned

    Hell, send them an e-mail and tell em you need to be saved because your crawl space is chuck full of bodies........
     
    kangasj, Oct 28, 2003
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  6. mad brad

    mad brad Guest

    tell the you are a born-again pagan.
     
    mad brad, Oct 28, 2003
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  7. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Well, since I'm a prick more then a Christian I'll help the guy out. :D


    And then roll around yaughing after I piss him off to the point he loses his sanity. :D
     
    Dave K, Oct 28, 2003
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  8. dtalbott

    dtalbott Driving somewhere, hauling something.

    No, tell them you are a devil worshipper and that Satan wants to talk with them :D .
     
    dtalbott, Oct 28, 2003
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  9. Buddy Christ

    Buddy Christ BRB

    Send him to me and I'll turn him into a gerbil and then I'll sic him on Dan! :)
     
    Buddy Christ, Oct 28, 2003
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