Guinness World Records...

Remember when Guinness World records actually meant something. Now, it’s categories like “Biggest Bunny-hop on a Unicycle while wearing a Social Distortion T-shirt on a Tuesday”.

 

I used to have a couple of the big books around the turn of the millennium. Were pretty cool.

 

I keep telling The Wife I want to be in the GBWW. I've looked into it before. It's not an easy feat. The documentation and classification of your "record" is obtrusive. It's more less about the act and more about the resilience of going through the process to verify it all.



I still wanna be in it. That's why I haven't trimmed the toenail of my 4th left toe in 8 months. I've got 12 years, 4 months, and 29 days to go, give or take a couple days.

 

I was in lemons race that got in this book, most cars on race track.

 

Gotta stay relevant or you go outta business

 

F THAT!

 

Amen !!