Grounds for Divorce?

My wife walks in last night and says she heard a cool song on the radio. She said it was named something like "ooh, ooh, that smell." She actually asked who sings it?! As if that question isn't bad enough, she actually grew up in Jacksonville. She drives past the oak tree that Gary Rossington ran into five times a week. I mean, how much is a man supposed to take?

 

So she might soon be a


"free bird"?

 

Easy Jim...she didn't divorce you when you toasted the Honda, right?

 

Well, that's a fair point.

 

My wife bought a helmet mohawk the other day.

 

Oak tree you're in my way...

 

...ain't gonna see no more damage done...

 

Nearly the worst group ever. Second only to KISS. When I hear either of these two come on the radio, it feels like someone is pissing in my ear!

 

lol... did she happen to attend Robert E Lee high school too??

 

I have no idea what anyone is talking about here. I guess it's a good thing I'm not married to him.

 

Now they call you prince charming. Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes...

 

Papa, when you get confused about these things around here, just use this:





-jim

 

Mecury poisoning is sad.

 

The title of this thread would be a good name for a coffee shop where swingers hang out and try to hook up.

 

toss in the Eagles. Please people. just admit they are shitty country music, already.

 

I love it. Hold on... testing...

:FL:

 

My Beeb legacy.

Not sure how I feel about that.

-jim

 

Florida doesnt recognize those types of marriages... yet.
You can "Stand your ground" however.