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Got the day off!

Discussion in 'General' started by Beer Slut, Dec 6, 2007.

  1. Beer Slut

    Beer Slut Well-Known Member

    It's cold outside so my girlfriend starts her car and lets it run before she leaves in the morning. She used my keys to get back into the apartment while she waited for the car to warm up, but she neglected to remove my keys from her coat pocket before she left. Now I'm stranded. I'm still not sure how I really feel about it. I'll be a day behind at work and I'll lose my personal day which I like to use for Christmas shopping, but I can't do that because she has my keys. I'm also completely surrounded by no beer! What should I do?
     
  2. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Got any pr0no?
     
  3. Cuddles de Sade

    Cuddles de Sade AnACREE in the UK!!!

    he's got a computer :D
     
  4. Beer Slut

    Beer Slut Well-Known Member

    Already did that.
     
  5. Cuddles de Sade

    Cuddles de Sade AnACREE in the UK!!!

  6. DangerZone

    DangerZone CAUTION!

    Punish her with grudge sex later and let her know to never do that again. :D
     
  7. Beer Slut

    Beer Slut Well-Known Member

    Twice.
     
  8. eurobiketrash

    eurobiketrash Well-Known Member

    how far a trudge to nearest 7-11?
     
  9. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio

    my wife took my keys off the desk to start her car while having her keys in her purse... needless to say she had to drive back home to give me my keys. :D
     
  10. Beer Slut

    Beer Slut Well-Known Member

    Half a mile. I'll be locked out of the apartment if I leave. We have a security door and I don't associate with anyone here - lot's of kooks.

    There's an old guy in his 70's across the hall with a twenty-something year old GF. He's not rich and she's not hot. She's not even luke warm. They're always fighting. The cops have been here twice to break up their shit.

    My other neighbors are heavy lesbians. Really heavy lesbians. They fight a lot, too. They make for good entertainment though. I wish they were here right now. One day my GF and I had our ears up to the wall listening to them fight. All we could really make out was one saying, "Get off my chest!" The other kept repeating, "How's it feel to be shit on!"

    The rents cheap, though.
     
  11. Cannoli

    Cannoli Typical Uccio


    sounds like it :wow:
     
  12. exracer941

    exracer941 Well-Known Member

    Order a pizza for delivery and see if they can stop and pick up a 12 pack for you on the way....:beer:
     
  13. Nick_OMC

    Nick_OMC Will crash your bike

    Tell your girlfriend to bring your keys home immediately, and she should stop and pick up a 6 pa...no wait a 12 pack of your favortie beer.
     
  14. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    Worth the walk (unless you have a riding lawn mower). Get a twelve pack and enjoy the day.
     
  15. eppy01f4i

    eppy01f4i Well-Known Member

    I can see his next post title ....

    " Need DWI advice, riding mower content "
    :D
     
  16. STT-Rider

    STT-Rider Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a safe place to live.... I mean the cops are there all the time, right?
     
  17. GrantMLS

    GrantMLS Well-Known Member

    Yeah i did that same thing to my gf with her keys in my pocket when i got to work.. i brought them back to her after a lot of yelling on the phone at me..
     
  18. MrGixxer1k

    MrGixxer1k Well-Known Member

    around here I heard that Taxi's will deliver beer.
     
  19. Beer Slut

    Beer Slut Well-Known Member

    Beer & Pizza it is! Gotta find a driver old enough. Good idea!

    I think I'll offer to start her car tomorrow and accidentally lock the keys inside while it's running.
     
  20. G2G

    G2G I feel the need


    i think this is the best advice i have heard in a long time :D :beer:
     

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