The kids don't have any money so we'll sue everyone else: Gimme $246 million I can't figure out which group is more asinine, the kids or the people suing.
How is it the fault of the people who made the game? Isn't it the parents fault for allowing the kids to have that game? What's the point of suing?? Oh wait, nevermind, it's all about money.
The other thing that gets me is the amount, $246 Million. Two parties killed so that's $123 Million per individual. The one person was 45 the other 19. Let's say they would live to be 80: The 45 year old would have 35 years left, while the 19 year old would have 61 years. $123 million for the 45 year old would be an average of $3,514,286 per year lost. $123 million for the 19 year old would be an average of $2,016,393 per year lost. This is of course before taxes, lawyer’s fees and any other incidentals. Now what I'm saying with this math is that the money would be more value per year and is hugely out of portion of what either of the two could have hoped to generate. With the 19 year old you'd have to consider her possible offspring, but still a figure of $123 Million is grossly out of proportion of anything she could have hoped to have earned. When did a death or a loved one become akin to winning the lottery?
Re: Re: Gimme money Nah, then someone else would want $246 Million. Eventually we'd run out of $246 Millions to give out... and then where would we be? I tell you where, in Hell or in Arkansas, whichever is worse.
I am suing Freddie Spencer. Racing highlights in 1985 put me into that wall last year. $123 mil, please. Thanks you Mr. Juror.
I'll hook you up. I'll hook you up with half of YamaBob's butt kicking if you don't pipe down. Hey Bob, got your check for $246 Million in my mail box earlier, but it was in Canadian dollars so I spent it on a Diet Coke and a Gumball.
I am prepared to offer you an out of court settlement: One half a white gumball (was a blue one, but my team of lawyers got to lick all the blue off as part of their fee) and half a Diet coke (which I had to open with a poke from a Bar-B-Que fork since the lawyers got the pull tab) but I keep the can. I'll toss in half the candy I steal from all those kids on the 31st.
What did I do...??? I swear man. Why don't you pick on someone your own size. Like Brad's mom. Sorry brad, just ya !!!
I accepted and consumed your settlement However... 1) I'm diabetic and while attempting to counteract the gumball sugar I went into insulin shock and experienced renal failure 2) the caffeine exacerbated my explosive personality disorder and I went postal. Lacking sufficient firepower to eliminate the farmer neighbors, I grabbed my machete, intending to behead their cow (your lover wearing the punk-black eyeliner). Whilst unsheathing the weapon I sliced open two fingers which bled profusely on my tile entryway floor, causing me to slip and break my hip. Not one to quibble over small detailed amounts, I've filed for a rounded-off $1/2 mil
did ya happen to see the "columbine kids" on the news last night... makes ya wonder hey brad, do you have trigger locks on your guns? are they locked in a safe or in a locked gun cabinet??
why would i. i don't have any warped peckerhead children. and if i did, i'm sure they would figure out how to remove them. trigger locks aren't for adolecents moron, they are for small children.
Guns don't kill innocent people, stupid F@ckin' @ssholes do. And before you jump on me for that, I'm all for gun control.
