favorite funny movie lines

"I don't know whether to shake your hand, kiss it, or bow....I feel like break dancing."

 

"Missed it by THAT MUCH"

 

"So why don't you take your potty mouth, go locate your preteen cocksucker son, stuff him back up that old blown out sweat sock of a vagina and scoot off to whatever shit-kicking town you came from? Can you do that for me?"

 

Like an elephant’s trunk I bet.

 

Grey and distended.

 

You're going to die. I'm going to die. We're all going to die. Just not today.

 

I always loved the line from Real Genius when Chris Knight (Val Kilmer) asks his classmate, Ken:

Can I name my first kid after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

 

All he wanted was some toast.

 

Hey, Rudy! You can kiss my ass! Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in ze meedle!

 

Bad Words?

 

Yeah.

 

I liked Bad Words. Funny yet serious. Michael Bluth did a good job

 

Down Periscope

 

Blues Brothers

 

Spaceballs

 

Johnny Dangerously

 

Caddyshack

 

Good Morning Vietnam