Fantasy F1 League 2012

Hey Beavis, I got more points than you this weekend.

 

Bump.

 

I'm not sure you understand that I'm in third place and you are ninth.

 

And Strick and the other guy are having their way with you. Frankly, I'd rather watch that gross deed than actually participate.

 

When you're finished slurping Strick's balls, read again what I said about our comparative performance. I'm third. You're in ninth place, leading the three or four people who are not actively participating in the game. Learn your place. It is not compatible with trash talk.

 

I'm still doing the victory dance when you get your ass handed to you.

 

I guess that's the only way you get to do any victory dance. To celebrate someone else's victory.

 

Your loss is my victory.

 

You might as well know right now that your screen name in November is going to include two or more of the following words: balls, jizz, gurgle, licker, cradle, dong + the screen name of the winner. I wanted to reflect your place in life.

 

It is good to know that you are preparing to lose, because being realistic is one of the first steps on the road to recovery. But this misdirection of your self loathing is seriously disturbing.

 

Unlike someone I know, I'm not going to pout and stop talking to my friends because I lose at fantasy racing. I don't even have a problem finishing next to last, if that's how it goes. I know you will be there to keep me from finishing last.

 

The McLaren boys are killing me. Time for a change.

 

Do you any of you guys know why Alonso got pole even though he went through a yellow flag? Since I didn't have timing and scoring I'm assuming he had enough time in hand in the first two sectors, he did slow down in the third, and he was still fast enough to get pole.

Is that right?

 

I am with you on that; those bastards cannot seem to gather themselves. I cannot either; that damn 5am transfer cutoff keeps fisting me when I seek to change them out. They will finish 1-2 once I change them.

 

Perez was some kinda pissed.

 

Did they mention Grosjean's recent nuptials in the English broadcast?

 

No, but I recall seeing a wedding band in one of the earlier rounds?

 

He got married about 10 days ago, the Wednesday after the GP. To the chick who covers the F1 pit lane during the pre-race show on TF1 (the French network that owns Eurosport). David Coulthard married the chick who held the job before her.

 

Ah I guess I was mistaken, I remember thinking he seemed awfully young to be married, maybe he just has a baby face...

 

She's about five years older than him. But he's got to be at least 25 now. I remember he was about 23 when my buddy at Eurosport told me she was dating him.