Enviro crybaby throws a fit...

And another nail in the coffin of conspicuous consumption

 

In 2017, vendor Hideaway Speakeasy changed the name of it's "Swindler" smoked salmon sandwich after claims that it was anti-Semitic.

 

I thought this was going to be about Miley Cyrus

 

Because the plastic drink cup covers, nacho dishes, and cheap inflatable prizes on the midway will become family heirlooms.

 

I’m dreading taking the girls this year. Maybe I’ll get lucky and they won’t hear any of the constant annoying radio ads for it...

 

Who are you kidding? You can't escape the fair ads.

 

Oh seriously. Fuck off. Let's talk about how many recycle programs actually went to the land fill just to make people feel good.

...if these retards had any fucking clue how shit actually works...

 

You wanna really get pissed off? Try getting R2 certified for electronics recycling.

 

Oh, I'm sure