Dropped my egg roll into the toilet

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave K, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    Ray Bans Suck! :D
     
  2. bored&stroked

    bored&stroked Disclaimer: Can't spell

    Dave. You said no. I agreed.
     
  3. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I don't hate Tom even if he does suck.
     
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  4. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    "Tom Sucks" is an early 2000's running joke. Dave doesn't hate him. :D

    And I was saying "no, we don't need him back." :crackup:
     
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  5. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

    It's after 9:00 PM in France. Shouldn't you have already been to Golden Corral for the 4:00 buffet and be in bed by now? :Poke::D
     
  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    You ain't the boss of me! :D
     
  7. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    And who's gonna make sure your drunk posting remains contained? :D
     
  8. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I sure as shit aren't. :D

    Only death by drunk posting I "helped" was that wack job with the F@ck you tattoo who would go all insane via the mix off pills and booze. I'm not jesus, I let the sinners sin stupid. :D
     
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  9. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com


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  10. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

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  11. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    I have a related story that actually has a connection to AMA Roadracing, but I'm too lazy to type it out. You will have to be satisfied with Dave's stories of stool.
     
  12. Mot Okstef

    Mot Okstef Scrolling all day long on RRW.com

    Chaotic & Livengood. :D


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  13. bored&stroked

    bored&stroked Disclaimer: Can't spell

    As a Tom I was offended. I will retreat back to my safe space now
     
  14. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Nah, you don't suck, you blow.

    Toms sucks, Tom blows!
     
  15. Shenanigans

    Shenanigans in Mr.Rogers neighborhood

    Rich aka ORA
     
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  16. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    I was at a chinese restaurant a year or so back and there was a couple free ranging their jizz and egg genetic creations all around the place. Yelling and screaming and taking food off the plates and eating it with their hands. So the one snags an egg roll off the plate with one hand and is holding his dick with the other and shoots off towards the back of the restaurant.
    Maybe 5 minutes later he comes back eating his eggroll and announces to his parents "I dropped my eggroll in the toilet." "Did you wash your han . . . you eating the eggroll?"
    "Yeap."

    Always thought it'd be a great name for a thread or a 6th album.
     
  17. R Acree

    R Acree WTF

    Dang...I'd forgotten about Rich. Nice guy, net him at Barber several years ago. Obstinate after drinking...which was frequent.
     
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  18. ZimZam

    ZimZam Well-Known Member

    Agree. They're some shitty sunglasses.
     
  19. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

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  20. HPPT

    HPPT Admin/Mod

    Damn, I thought I had seen everything when I saw French kid (grown ass, I'm talking 15-16) fish his toothbrush out of a hotel toilet and use it.
     

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