Dragons

If I am not mistaken, there was only one jabberwock extant. It likely perished by vorpal sword before having any significant effect on dragon morbidity.

 

With enough methane out of an alligators ass or a Komodo thing, with some source of ignition (lava?) there could be a remote chance...

And then there are the mini flying types... chrysopela

so if they farted, then inhaled their methane, flew by lava and spew it out - there’d be a real dragon breathing fire.


Until then, I’ll have a bottle of what you’re having

 

All I know is dragons are very dangerous.

 

You can learn all you want to know about dragons by watching "Game of Thrones."



From Episode 1 to the end.

 

Found this and had to share.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB8FSY5/

 

This may be why he’s asking.

 

Could you post up some screenshots?

 

They have hot moms.

 

Nah.

He must read the books!!!!.....

 

I don't understand. This boy is just being obtuse right?

 

I have Steve Perry’s voice in my head now. Thanks man...

 

I never watched Game of Thrones. But I didn't know it had dragons in it; I might try again.

Im asking because we watched "Godzilla - King of the Monsters", and there was a 3-headed dragon in it.

Meh, fuck yall. Im still gonna think they were real...or at least could have been. The 3-headed fire breathing shit is a little out there. But we have iguanas and alligators, and used to have T-Rex's and pterodactyls and shit. Throw all of that DNA in a big bowl and mix it up over millions of years, and it isn't outside the realm of possibility that it used to be dragons.

So yeah, there used to be dragons. That's it.

 

That's a Hydra... Those still inhabit a few of the Hawaiian islands. I can't remember which ones. Maybe Isla Sorna or Isla Nublar.

 

With a three headed dragon it must have three brains right? So, which brain controls what or do all three brains control everything? Do they have to take a vote with a majority consensus determining a course of action? Or do they do it three stooges style with the Moe brain determining what to do?

Makes taking a leak an issue.
"I want to pee on the train full of people!"
"Well, I want to piss on that tall building."
"I want to sit on that volcano, take a dump and then lumber jack the turd with ma' pee."

Does each head talk? Does each have it's own distinctive voice?

 

Imagine the arguments and which head would want the last word if it was a female.

 

Dragons are real...but they have white wheels...

 

You cannot buy a real dragon Broome, stop it now.

 

Fuck all this negativity. You believe whatever you want to Broome. There's been dragons and wizards and giants and whatever else. Keep on keeping on.