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Dragons

Discussion in 'General' started by Gorilla George, Dec 27, 2019.

  1. Did there really used to be dragons, and they died out, like how there used to be dinosaurs, but now they are gone?

    Or was there never a such thing as dragons?

    I almost don’t want to know the answer, because I don’t want to ruin it and be disappointed. But I’m curious.
     
  2. RRP

    RRP Kinda Superbikey

    Sooooo you got a big bag of weed for Xmas I see...


    :crackup:
     
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  3. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    You are such an overgrown toddler with an Adult Bank account...and I don't mean that as an insult. Truly I don't.

    Fire-Breathing dragons are fiction.

    You could consider dinosaurs the real creatures "dragons" are based on.

    Kimodo dragons are the largest still existing lizards on the planet.

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  4. Senna

    Senna Well-Known Member

    I was fortunate enough to see Komodos at a zoo once. Extremely impressive creatures. I know gators and crocs are probably more dangerous and a bit more menacing, but I’d shit a brick if I saw a Komodo in the wild.
     
  5. Bloodhound

    Bloodhound Well-Known Member

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  6. Senna

    Senna Well-Known Member

    There’s currently no zoological or archaeological evidence of the existence of dragons.

    We do have some pretty freaky creatures on Earth, though. Alligators/crocs, great whites, Komodos, the weaponized ostrich that is the Cassowary, giant squid, Caitlin Jenner, etc.
     
  7. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    Almost every culture has some kind of dragon myth. I like to think that there is a reason for that.
     
  8. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    Puff the Magic Dragon was real, they wrote books and songs and made movies about him. Same with Smaug. Sheesh
     
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  9. ChemGuy

    ChemGuy Harden The F%@# Up!

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  10. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    Thanks for the spelling correction...my mistake.

    Yeah...they're pretty bad ass animals. The REAL threat they pose to anyone bitten by them is probably the deadly bacteria in their saliva more than anything.
    While being attacked by a gator or croc is going to be a horrible event...lingering and suffering an agonizing drawn out ordeal due to the bacteria from a Komodo Dragon
    bite would probably be as bad or worse.
     
  11. Senna

    Senna Well-Known Member

    Funny you say that. It sounds like they’ve debunked the bacteria thing, and the Komodo is actually a Venomous lizard. The fucker just gets even more badass. Plus it’s got that totally yoked neck/trap.

    edit: https://www.google.com/amp/s/relay....on/public/amp/news/2009/5/komodo-dragon-venom
     
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  12. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    Wow...


    Like, fucking wow...
     
  13. StaccatoFan

    StaccatoFan My 13 year old is faster than your President

    That's some seriously bad ass info there...thank you!

    I want to apologize to everyone because Senna and I had a semi-serious conversation in the middle of this thread that has the potential to go full MetalHead.
     
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  14. BrianC636

    BrianC636 Well-Known Member

    2XIDB


    she’s hot as hell...even today.
     
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  15. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    You've already been informed why that's likely not the case.
     
  16. motoboy

    motoboy Well-Known Member

    Like Tasslehoff Burrfoot told F'lar, "Never laugh at live dragons."
     
  17. baconologist

    baconologist Well-Known Member

    The gators around Gainesville are pretty tame and easy. Usually on or two shots will put them in your lap.
     
  18. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

    Between jabberwockies and unicorns, dragons didn’t have a chance.
     
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  19. vfrket

    vfrket Lost Member

    Thank you for the thread Chris! Come on people, 100 pages before the RB - UC shit show hits that please!
     
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  20. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Go to Puerto Rico, there's still Dragons there. No, not the chicks with the whale tails and hoop earnings.

    The Iguanas. Out at the pool, a little hung over (maybe still a little drunk) and one of those f@ckers flies out of a tree into the pool, holy shit, you'll turn into Brave Sir Robin.
     
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