Dead Armadillos

We just drove down from WI to FL. How come the roadsides of I24 and I65 are littered with roadkill armadillos? I must have seen at least 25 - 30 of them. The buzzards and crows were having gourmet meals, but I have never seen so many.

 

They read about the chicken that crossed the road and want to try it.

But they're pretty damn slow.

 

Well in Texas last year ar MotoGP I told my son to not walk behind me. There were “barking armadillo’s “.

They were very vocal. Tex Max does that apparently.

 

Possum on the half shell

 

Weird

 

They make neat little guitars.

 

slow, overpopulated, like to wander... cross the road, boom... dead. Ski

 

Their first couple albums were ok, but then they sold out and went mainstream.

 

I thought their second album was middle-of-the-road at best.

 

That one still had legs under it.

The third one was definitely flat.

 

Anyone seen this dude around?

 

Any good recipes? They must be tasty as the buzzards and crows were all over them.

 

Might I suggest a different brand.

 

Back in the day when I was stationed at Fort Hood TX, I was riding my 750 Sabre at night and I saw an armadillo just before I hit it. It was like hitting a cement football. I'm pretty sure I got about 6" of air too

 

Just drove Across Michigan, the amount of dead deers was astounding. At least a 100 over a 100 mile stretch.

 

Michigan is horrible for that. We have people pick up and dispose roadkill deer. Driving through Northern Michigan is like the killing fields.

 

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an armadillo. Live, dead, in a petting zoo, worn as a hat. . .

 

Don't @Gorilla George them. They're a vector for leprosy.

 

Try driving on 75 around Vanderbilt & Wolverine in the Fall and dodge bull elks in the rut