Co-worker talks too much

You beat me too it..I was gonna say queer it up x10. Maybe when the show starts just start making opinions,questions
about some male performing and wondering what it would be like? Never bat an eye lash,then start talking to yourself
about the menz on stage. Or...start telling him stories about the time you spent in prison,and how much you sometimes miss it?

 

Train them on executive summaries. 3 sentences max per topic. Tell him you walk away after that (or punch his face)

 

Show him This Funny Thread about "A Co-worker talks too much".

 

No reason to be a dick, ask if he has any ear plugs, please.

 

Turn the topic of the conversation to something like
your girlfriend's heavy periods and how they are
ruining your life, or about how your grandmother
used to make you shave her muff.

 

That's not nasty enough. You marinate your steaks inside your woman while she's on her period.....yummy stuff....I'll bring you some into work next time.

 

BaconBits are just for extra flavor...

 

just walk away....

 

Yeah I’m good with it and damn sure wouldn’t entertain anyone that tried…


It seems to be a personality type that I just don’t understand… the random talkers… I realized long ago that I have no interest in speaking to 90% of the world… the last few years has gotten that to 99.9%…

and I’m always polite and courteous to anyone working in public… but when someone in line in front of me wants to talk to the clerk about their lives… gtfo with that shit and get out of the way

 

Up your game, retaliate with a device like an Annoy-a-Tron.

 

Thought about this post yesterday. This dumbass at my new job who "trained " me now wants to call me at home on my days off!
I don't want to talk at work! Why would I talk when I'm not getting paid? I'm not being an asshole but this guy was a prick when he was training me,like i had just stepped out of truck driver school.
Then he knocked over a few k dollars of wine in the trailer we had to clean up. Nope! I don't want to be pals!

 

As a matter of fact I've used those more than once. Most recently was hiding one in the workbox of a friend leaving on tour. Reminds me I need to follow up.

 

Oh hell no.

 

seemed fitting for this thread

not even trying to hide it and hoping they see it. Some folks are just idjits

 

I used to work with a guy that could get annoying as hell. One day, one of the guys walked right up to him and very loudly said: Blah, blah, blah, blah...Jim, shut the fuck up!

He didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day.

 

Go find a bus driver that’s not at the hotel and those two will be in an infinite loop of not shutting the fck up

 

I had a boss that pulled that...one time. See, the company didn't pay for my cell phone. I recognized the number as being our office number, and the next morning he said I called you but you didn't answer. I looked at him and said, I don't have a company phone so I don't know what number you called. I believe he got the hint because I haven't received a call since.

 

Mine did that to me once on a Saturday too. I just replied "this sounds like a great conversation to have Monday morning". Problem solved.