Body towels that don't make lint.

Yes.

 

I kind of have the same question about bed linens. I'm a sucker for high thread counts.

The lint just says to me that the items are being worn away.

If you line dry them though, no lint. But I do love peeling the lint from the filter screen.

 

Where do they get them? I like the crunchy hotel towels the best.

 

Both!

 

Hey, that crunch ain't from the starch, pal...

 

That comes from the laundry process

 

Bamboo sheets. Don't let the lower thread count fool you. these are softer than 4 digit TC cotton.

https://www.cariloha.com/bed-bath/b.../sateen-600tc-bamboo-bed-sheet-set-white.html

/threadjack

 

Also, once you peel off the lint you can use the wad of it to dust off the leftover lint where you pulled the screen out. Can't stand a linty dryer top.

 

You'll make somebody a good wife someday...




Also, it's an excellent firestarter in your fireplace, or when camping.

 

Done it. Scars to prove it. Gasolene makes it even funner.

 

C-section?

 

Ok..... I'm all over that.

 

Forehead forks

 

Lobotomy

 

At the risk of further discrediting my “man card”, yes, bamboo is awesome. I got a set with my Purple mattress and they’re awesome. They’re stretchy so they move with the mattress instead of pulling off the corners like regular sheets.

 

Most highend hotels sell everything online Hilton , Ramada and Marriot . Not cheap, buts it’s high quality stuff . Im about to pull the trigger on a set of goose feather pillows. https://www.shopmarriott.com/search.aspx?&posting=TRUE&actionType=CUSTOMSEARCH&customSearchParams=KEYWORDS|Bath Towel&customSearchParamsSearchString=Bath Towel&from=QUICKSEARCH

https://www.hiltontohome.com/product.aspx?Bath-Towel

 

This is why Roy drinks.

 

And still an island unto yourself.