Best way to pee

The sportscar thread makes it abundantly clear a lot of you sit down??!



Lemme just say the last time I got any action is when the nurse put a catheter down my pecker

 

So, laying down for you then.

 

Pics of the nurse ?

 

I had gas pains from eating and drinking way too much yesterday and tried to shit at 3am and couldn't................thought of the sportscar thread and realized I was technically just sitting down to pee.

Got a little sad at the thought.

 

can you stand up to drive a sports car??

 

In my butt

 

If you lay the seat back all the way and slam on the brakes hard enough to create over 1g, aren't you technically standing at that point?

 

Lotsa drivers stand on the pedals, but ya gotta have a third leg to drive a manual.

 

Dont knock it till you try it!!!

Im sure there are people with a hospital patient fetish that pay $$$$$ for that sort of shit.

 

You find something you want and you pee on it and it’s yours.

 

Woof.

 

I’m tattoo free, but that is pretty freaking funny and would be a candidate !!!

 

If I saw that on a chick's ass, I think I'd run!!

 

Here's a formula tattoo for you,

A smart redhead nerdygirl. Ooooooooooohhhhhh yeah!

 

Or, you could get an "M" tattooed on each cheek, do naked somersaults and everyone would see WOW MOM!

 

In my pants

 

Sitting down is the superior method. We have the ability to do it standing up, but when using a toilet we get the opportunity to do it sitting down. It's easier, cleaner, lets me be lazier AND if I push hard and a fart comes out I don't have to even think about whether or not something else is comin with it.

 

Reverse Cowgirl!!!