Ben and Jerrys asked to replace cow milk with human milk!

Seriously

 

mmmmmm....teet sqeezins

 

Names will be changing too.

"I'll have some nutty crack hoe, and a scoop of bag lady"

 

Mix it with moo milk and you can call it titty twister. Even better, add extract of walnuts and you could call it titty twister with nut juice.

Dirty hippies.

 

The larger question is which gender they plan on extracting the milk from.

 

WTF is wrong with these people?

 

OK...that's just wrong.
















Titty twisters...

 

You are a very sick man.

 

I see a business opportunity here... a human dairy... I wouldn't mind getting up at 4 am to do the milking. I'm sure I could get all of the help I needed, too.

 

I'll have a small scoop of dead hooker high on cough syrup and the wife will have a large clay akins catches with extra hersheys chips.

 

I wonder how much milk B&J's uses in a day at their ice cream plant? That's a lot of titties for women to sacrifice for PETA.

Maybe those PETA hags should line up and volunteer their banana tits for the cause.

 

Actually, I heard Sonic is already using Clay to endorse their chili dogs.

 

Those peta people are fuckin' crazy!

At least Pam has big hooters.

 

Ummmmm...I'm pretty sure you can't milk the fake ones. :wow:

 

Can we please exterminate these stupid people. They're dragging the rest of the human race down.

 

The entertainment they provide has some value.

Look, we started a whole thread about titty ice cream here!

 

What does that have to do with anything!



We want to motorboat them........not milk them!

 

I have to give PETA credit though......pretty good way to draw attention to cow milking conditions. The coverage they get for making a crazy request is way more than if they just complained.

 

LOL.

Has anyone been to a dairy farm during automated milking?

Yeah, think about that and PETAs plan for you lunch assignment.
Report is due this afternoon.

 

yeah, they would all look like national geographic titties in no time!