Being persued by a 19 year old......

A "choking hazard" tatt on your shaft would actually be pretty cool. just thinking out loud.

 

LOL

 

A beautiful, young, but still legal, woman wants to have sex with you and you're not sure if you should go through with it? I don't know where you are on the gay / hetero spectrum, but you just became 50% more gay.

 

I have this thing about corrupting young souls. I prefer them to be already tainted. I won't touch anyone who has an aura of innocence about her. Though it's pretty clear this girl knows exactly what she's doing

 

Is this your first time in a Cortez thread?

 

Wait.... How old are you? I hit a 19 year old once.. I was 33 and now have a 3 year old lol

 

Uhh...... Congratulations?

 

You realize those "choking hazard" warnings are typically for small objects don't you?

 

So you're saying he'll need to figure out how to abbreviate "choking hazard"?

 

You noticed that too?
There is a reason I keep saying he's the biggest hypocrite on the Internet.

 

Egg man wins the thread

 

Why do I have a vision of Cortez zooming the high school in his camaro with white snake blasting on the kenwood?

 

No offense, but this is real life. Somehow, a lot of people manage to fool themselves into thinking that they are only assholes on the Internet. I have seen that a lot. You're still sitting out there, in the physical world, making those posts. There are no two of you. Unless you have medical evidence to prove it.

 

Cortez, I like you. Okay, I hate you less than most other people but, you and your face tat show up at the door of my house unannounced after dark I'm shooting you. reserved and tasteful/tactful be damned.

 

Not to interject into you interjecting into someone else interjecting, but just to keep things straight in my mind. Let me defend IYC frustration with JTW, if not his opinion of Cortez. Cortez started a thread soliciting advice, and surly expecting opinions. IYC gave his. At that point it was back and forth, which was the intent of the thread. JTW comments to IYC were not solicited. That seems to be the crux of this beef. If JTW had just showed his adoration for Cortez in a supportive post to him, no beef

As for Cortez. You can do whatever you want and surely will. Not sure if most are faulting you for that, just your desire to post a rhetorical question.

 

Fucker's got a Kenwood? :down:

Don't remember if it's a Krackle or a Realstatic in Sarah's Dazedmobile. :down:

 

Cortez didnt make this thread to ask for advice, but to brag.

The day he posts a topic asking if he should bang a 60 year old whale stand-in, I will retract my statement and apologize. But for now, we get it, hot women want your dick. Good for you.

When you mature some more you'll realize that sex with randoms is empty and meaningless and having just one girl who loves you for you is all the gratification you need.