> > A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He > > >told the Sales lady, "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B". > > > > > > With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" > > > > > > He repeated, "A Baptist bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a > > >Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted." > > > > > > "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady, "we don't get as many > > >requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the > > >Catholic bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type". > > > > > > Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So what are the > > > differences?" > > > > > > The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The Catholic type > > >supports the masses, The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, > > >ThePresbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." > > > > > > He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist > > >type for?" > > > > > > "They", she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".
I'm not knocking another faith, just thinking of my Brother and Sister-in-law. If the shoe fits. :up:
