Another teen beauty queen stripped of honors for doing porn

you're fuckin trippin. Ramen noodles are the shit. Yo ass needs to lean some jailhouse recipes.

 

Ramen noodles microwaved dry in a paper sack, then added to canned chili, sliced up summer sausage, and jalepeno cheese on a tortilla? That's what they ate all the time when I worked for DOC.

 

Hahahaha. Learned my best ramen recipes in the joint...

 

I'm actually a young codger. I like to laugh at stupid people doing stupid things and paying the price. Especially females. Waaah waaah bitch, now everyone who knows you will search for pictures of your hoo ha! I bet all that 2 grand went up her nose.

I don't have a front lawn, but if I did I would definitely turn on the sprinklers if the neighbor kids came to play on it. Fuck their joy and happiness and youthful exuberance and making noise, that shit makes me sick.

Actually, I bet the little fuckers don't even come outside these days. Too busy on their iThings twatting and Facebooking and jerking off to Japanese tentacle porn. All I had to jerk off to were my dad's copies of "Black Tail" and "Easy Rider". If we wanted the good stuff, we had to jack Hustler from our local bookstore. All these young fatties need to be dumped somewhere in the wilderness and made to fend for themselves without Google and instant access everything. Starvation should effectively bring down the BMIs of their disgusting little lard infested bodies.

 

Holy crap, I thought Darren was an insufferable prick.

 

Don't tell me you are surprised to learn he isn't the only one.

 

Oh, he is.

 

This might get me in some hot water but between chics like that and shows like Sex and the City, definitely NOT adequate viewing for young developing females.

 

or maybe parents could actually raise their children instead of letting tv raise them


I do not watch reality tv and my child is not allowed to. And anything she wants she has to work for. Daddy can I have an ice cream? sure, after you do the dishes. Awesome... Hop to it. Oh you want a new bicycle? I want to see improved grades. Yeah I know you got all A's last simester. I want to see an A+ in there. ....etc

 

Kids put more stock in what you do than what you say.
And kids are very observant.

 

Even at 2yrs old. :wow:

 

How come they can't say their ABC's, but you let one Fuck You fly in the car, and they can say that clear as hell?

 

Obviously you spend more time saying "fuck you" than saying ABC's...

 

Dern - 1
Eggfoo - 0

 

Fuck you!

 

l m n o p!

 

Hahaha

 

You're sharp tonight...

 

Do what I say, not what I do. Classic.