Am I the asshole????

I leave Lowes and need to stop at the dry cleaners at the other end of the shopping center. As I am driving down the main pathway, I stop at the stop sign at Kohls and let some people cross. As I start rolling again (IE just letting the car idle and roll) and approach the second exit, I wave a lady leaving Kohls to cross.

She starts out off the sidewalk, makes it to the middle of the lane, turns and starts walking down the middle of the lane so no traffic can get by her. She moves to the left hand side of the lane, basically on the edge of the centerline and continues walking. Just FYI......there is no oncoming traffic preventing her from crossing over to where the parking spots are. She knows I, and several other cars behind me are waiting for her to GTF out of the way. I finally get ticked and blow the horn, not laid on the horn, just a quick toot, which startles/scares her. She turns around and starts screaming at me like I'm the asshole. Finally, she starts pushing her cart again to where the car lane for her parking row is and crosses over so traffic can get by. She turned and gave me a nasty glare as I rolled by, so I just blew the horn again and waved.

I mean.....cross the effing road so cars can keep going.......don't push your buggy in the roadway like you're driving a car.....weirdo.

So, who's the asshole?

 

Evidently, you're just projecting....

 

No, if you were an asshole you'd have nudged her cart with your bumper until it was rolling straight and then launched hard until the cart was doing at least 60 and then stepped on the brake and let her cart full of shit sailing up main avenue towards the BMW dealership parking lot.

 

Yes...Not for that though. I Just assume that if you have to ask that question, you are definitely an asshole.

 

My wife tells me I'm an ass pretty regularly. Does that count ?

 

Without reading any of this I'm gonna say probably.

 

People in general are assholes anymore, no consideration for others.

 

Shoulda mowed her down and you wouldn't have had to type all that shit out. I'm just sayin.

 

Especially when it comes to driving

 

I did this to a bitch on her phone.... She literally stopped in the crosswalk to text... I put ot in neutral and pinned it..She ran like a gazelle after that...

 

lol af that Trick TLR.......

 

i just had to explain to my girl today, after the nice weather all week, that its almost Yelling Season, my favorite season. Yelling Season of course being described as the time of year from about mid-March to mid-October when the weather hits 65* and above, and is nice enough so that you're window is constantly down while driving and you no longer even need to use the horn, but rather just scream, "MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT ASS FUCK!" or something to that effect out the window while making eye contact with the person. much more effective and satisfying (side bar: helps to be 200lbs. and covered in tattoos for a little added 'fuck you, i know you won't say shit' bonus).

 

I don't know about you guys, but I would watch this show. Go Fund Me?

 

Amen brother. Yelling season, I'm in. Do I need a permit, or is it transferable with a driver's license?

And I'm 160, with shoulder tattoos (under sleeves), so no obvious tats. Can I still participate?

 

This is why you're doing 3MPH behind me on a main road while your forehead is bursting blood vessels all the while I don't give a fuck about your loud mouth and tattoos that make you think you're a badass.

 

The bigger they are the harder they fall.... Just saying... Get in a habit of that here in Atlanta and you won't be alive long... Just watch the news... people need to chill.....

 

I find that attitude is far more important than size. The only bad thing is when you bump up against the 200 lb guy with the same shitty attitude.

 

I've always found that people I don't know I don't give a damn about. So if they are doing something I don't like , I remove myself from that situation. Case in point, just drive around the dumbasses. Is it my job to rid the world of idiots, no. Is it my job to try and correct dumbasses, no and why would I waste my time or get upset with someone I don't know and means nothing to me. As for big bad (insert chest beating badass photo here), never met one that was bigger that .45 of an inch.

 

I came up with a mantra after things like that always seem to happen to me.

"No good deed goes unpunished"