"all up in my snatch"

I believe there's a bit more complexity to the situation that you think, although your narrative is quite funny. Here's one for ya to ponder: how would Paula Broadwell know what Ms. Kelley was up to regarding General P. at the time she sent the e-mail to her and also to General A.? Here's a better one: what legal authority was used to gain access to the electronic communications involved in this matter?