A letter to HRC & The Monkey Man....

Dearest Sirs; (Sans?)

Now that the dust has settled on the 2015 Rider's Championship, it's time to think about the MGP manufacturers standings.

Looking at the final MGP results, Yamaha kicked the Lawnmower Factory's ass every way possible. Like a rented Mule. Or a red headed Stepchild.

2015 Team Champs, Manufacturers Title, Riders Title: All Yamaha.

11 of the 18 races were won by Yamaha.

You bike was such shite that your lead rider went back to last year's chassis, and earned a new nickname: Skid Mark.
What's next on the HRC's rush to the past? Maybe wire wheels and drum brakes?

Your riders tested their leathers so much that it's surprising that there was not a PETA protest at each round.... (Save the cows!!) :up:

So, on behalf of myself, Yamaha Racing, and millions of Yamaha fans world wide, I'd just like to say:















HRC can
SUCK IT!!!

Suckitsuckitsuckisuckit!!

(suck it!)

You know what time it is??

That's right, it's time for HRC to SUCK IT!!

Now. Real. Slow..... Suuuuuuck it!

Suck it...!

Don't stop now - SUUUUUCK IT!

And that $186,000 bike you sell that makes 100HP??

That can suck it too.....

 

Haha

 

And no mention of the CBR's prowess in WSBK racing....

 

:up::up::up:

 

I like the Honda....easy to ride, solid motor, VERY DOWN ON POWER, NOTHING NEW EVER COMMING OUT, NONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONICS...

 

That's why I like 'em...makes the ass-whoopin' of other brands even more special. :up:

 

The piano factory beat the lawnmower factory this year! Wooo....

 

P.S.:

Please kill the NM4. Kill it with fire, and launch the ashes into space so as not infect any other motorcycles on this planet. Then fire your design department, hop in your DeLorean, and bring back the boys who designed the cool sh!t back in the 90's to show you how it's done.

Signed,

Everyone

 

I sense some unhappiness here.
It's subtle, but it's definitely there.

 

Payback is a...

Odds are that HRC will not take this defeat lightly.

 

FYI TO ALL:

The sole purpose of this thread is for my cuz Repo to side step the fact the he is a gob slobbering Uccio who can't handle that JoT is not infallible after all. His new claim is that he's not really an Uccio, but merely an ardent Yamaha fan.

But I do give him more credit than most Uccios who are actively engaged in such nuclear denial that would make Rev. Jimmy Swaggard proud.

Sorry. Not sorry.

 

From August, 2015:
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Originally Posted by Repo Man:

Not me, because my main focus is on Yamaha winning.

If the Janitor wins, I'm happy!

If VR wins, I'm even happy-er!

And when the Evil Red Empire / Lawnmower Factory gets beat, I'm the most happy-est.
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You see, I made my point with this months ago - So much for your "new" theory, counselor ....

Can you handle the truth???

 

Ah, so are you a Duc fan or a Suzuki fan??

 

More monkeys will perish!!! :wow:

 

Big deal. An Uccio who hedges his bets.

Someone with a bit more time and patience could cite all your I heart Rossi posts, but you know well what I'm talking about.

 

I agree with most, but whats so bad about wire wheels and drum brakes?

Just for the record, I'll be running a factory Yamaha GP TD front drum wire wheel next season....on a honda. ....cuz their (honda) brakes are just "lesser"

I,ve kept quiet for most all of it. What utter Bullshit.....not just honda either...what a great season until the end.

Go Yamaha!!

 

This thread is all fine and dandy until you remember what happened in 2014...