8 Degrees

Was 72 here yesterday. 52 today. 24 by Friday with snow.

 

The struggle is real when it's inclement weather and your boyfriend's Jeep is stuck at your husband's house.

 

Oh, somebody just clutched up a monster wheelie!


Yutguuuh....

 

Shop. That shit don't come to my house.

Still better than this poor sap, though...

 

Lighting yourself on fire will make it hawt, too.

 

No. They have excessive amounts of old people and transients.

 

That is why I said "on"

 

OMG, it's Darren's boyfriend!
We just happen to both like watching hockey.
Not even taking him for a test drive. The ride would be over fast and in the wrong gear!

 

Wow, it was definitely slippery as shit last night but how the fuck do you end up like that?

 

Direction that car was going is a downhill. Road was slick as fuck, went slideways myself going past it.

 

We're starting to get the front edge of that storm system that was hammering the midwest last nite. 38 degrees and 50 mph winds right now, not too pleasant out.

 

In Punta Cana now... high 90 low 78....100% chance of getting fucked up the next four days...

 

I wonder how the decision gets made whether to salt roads or not. I made a short trip to the bar last night and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get my shitty RWD truck over 25 mph on the side streets. They were plowed and it wasn't that cold, why not salt the shit out of them for safety instead of leaving a hockey rink behind?

 

Will you finally remember to bring that canopy cover?

I will be in Texas at Father's weekend with Tyler, so leave it with someone in California, at least it will be 2000 miles closer to me.