Worst movie ever?

Why wait?

 

Being a long-time Mystery Science Theater 3000, Film Crew, Cinematic Titanic, Rifftrax, etc. fan, I've seen (through them) a *bunch* of bad movies which encouraged me to seek out others myself, becoming somewhat of an "enthusiast".

All that said, one worst movie would be impossible to pick. The real problem is the word "movie". If I video a sci-fi thriller over the weekend with some drunks acting as cast (and cardboard special effects), is that a "movie"? Because some of them look just like that! Then there are the intentionally bad "spoofs" that are going around too.

I tend to judge them on "earnestness". If they had a real crew, a soundtrack, a cres (IE a gaffer, lighting tech, producer, craft services, etc.), and real photographers using real professional equipment, they are really trying to create a movie.

That still leaves a metric ton of crap movies, but the real gems are the big-budget movies that are awful. The "Twilight" series, awful fantasy like "Eragon" any number of recent super hero movies (good ones are the exception rather than the rule) in the vein of "Batman and Robin" or "Wonder Woman 1984", etc.

Don't think I could pick one for sure.

 

I understand that the new Lamborghini movie is in the running.

They used an Irish actor to portray Enzo, who doesn't use an Italian accent.

 

With the proliferation of online streaming and the associated decimation of production budgets, there is a plethora of shit to choose from in regards to suckitude

 

Any Troma Team movie.

 

Can’t stand that dude. He tries WAY too hard to be funny, and just comes off stupid.

The only movies of his I can watch are the ones where he plays a serious type of role (non-comedies).

 

He gives me the creeps.

 

Jim Carreys "Unnatural" stand up on YouTube. I first saw it the year it came out. Brilliant

 

Give him a break. He got all manipulated when they made his reality The Truman Show. I don't think he's figured out where he really is...as if any of us really know where we are, why we're here and WTH is going on anyway?

 

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. I felt physically ill as I limped out of the theatre.So many of my senses were violated.I spent Money! To sit down and watch what equates to a cold pile of dog shit on film.
I hear that guy,(who's name I will never
mention ) went on and did great things in film.
I will never know,and he owes me $14 and change.
And they had the sac to make a 2nd one!?

 

Three in that series, i think.

You are NOT most excellent

 

What the heck were you doing paying $14 at a theatre in 1989?

 

Shiiiit 1989 we were still hitting the dollar theater to see movies after they left the normal theaters. I’m almost certain I saw bill & ted at the po’boy one. I was poor as shit, but if you walked through 7/11 or grocery store parking lots, you could find enough quarters or change to get you in to a movie.

 

Date and popcorn.

 

I bump this thread with Romeo and Juliet starring Leonardo DiCrapio.
What a steaming pile.

 

I don't know how I came across this a couple months back, but the full movie is still up on Youtube. It's a flashback dumpster fire from my youth. Another one of those greatly terrible 80/90's (1990) low budget flicks. It stars Christina Applegate and the kid who played Stallone's son in the armwrestling trucker movie Over The Top.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100707/

 

2023 Trace Atkins in Maneater , this movie is a showcase for Traces incredible acting chops . I am pretty sure there were no 2nd takes and a ton of freewheeling adlibs

 

San Dimas high school football rules!!

 

RIP Rufus

 

This one is pretty bad...