What’s the difference between lace curtain Irish and shanty Irish? the lace curtain Irish move the dishes before they piss in the kitchen sink! Dah dumpt dumpt! Try the veal.
Paddy and Seamus went to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!! Paddy missed the tube and Seamus came in the bus.
Is freebasing whisky when you cut it with grain alcohol or ether? Def do not light that shit either way kids.
Benzene tastes like shit and brake fluid will give you horrible diarrhea, even the new DOT 5.1. Benzene is for getting cut out of cocaine anyway.
I guess I’m a little late with this. Q. How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three—one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.