Effing California

Discussion in 'General' started by ChemGuy, Jul 29, 2022.

  1. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    What’s the difference between lace curtain Irish and shanty Irish?

    the lace curtain Irish move the dishes before they piss in the kitchen sink! Dah dumpt dumpt! Try the veal.
     
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  2. britx303

    britx303 F*ck Motoamerica.

    Paddy and Seamus went to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster!! Paddy missed the tube and Seamus came in the bus.
     
  3. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Unlike blondes, the Irish can understand the jokes made about them.
     
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  4. beac83

    beac83 Well-Known Member

    Certain activities in life require a firm grip. :D
     
  5. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    For some reason, the blonde woman is not that fond of blonde jokes.
     
  6. tzrider

    tzrider CZrider

    Well she needs to loosen up!



    No. Wait....
     
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  7. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

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  8. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    I don’t get it. :confused:
     
  9. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Having a blonde moment?
     
  10. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Well it certainly isn’t because I’m Irish, and hence, freebasing whisky. :D
     
  11. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Is freebasing whisky when you cut it with grain alcohol or ether? Def do not light that shit either way kids.
     
  12. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    Three Irishmen walk out of a bar.
     
  13. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    NOT FUCKING FUNNY! :mad:
     
  14. pickled egg

    pickled egg Works with puppies, too

    Benzene and brake fluid. :D
     
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  15. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Benzene tastes like shit and brake fluid will give you horrible diarrhea, even the new DOT 5.1.
    Benzene is for getting cut out of cocaine anyway.
     
  16. R1M370

    R1M370 Well-Hung Member

    The gecko said he is done with California. :D 0_aQ-9gYIQi_ZRQkkf.jpeg
     
  17. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    One would think that, with his complexion, he would love the green new deal.
     
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  18. Boman Forklift

    Boman Forklift Well-Known Member

    Hey nooooowwwwwww!!!!!!
     
  19. G 97

    G 97 Garth

    I guess I’m a little late with this.

    Q. How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Three—one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder.
     

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