It was fun while it lasted...

That's awesome. I bought my kid an electric one because people around here call the cops on kids making noise

 

I need it to hold out for just a few more weeks. ahhh, Jesus, please.....

 

You could hang out in the hot tub. It would be great.

 

takes some practice, but well possible. Long enough straights on my 1.65 a to empty a can

 

Rig up a beverage holder, ya Luddite.

 

fucking EVERYTHING in those skits are SPOT ON

 

He won't get hit with gains tax if he sold his primary residence that he was in for two of the last 5 years.

 

A pile of cash and no pressure to buy NOW puts you in a perfect position despite the crazy market. Start going to property auctions.

 

Other than the fact that inflation is rapidly reducing your purchasing power, yeah.

 

Beats the alternative.

 

Even mobile homes have been beating cash as an asset around here lately.

 

The 8” long dookie I just birthed a minute ago is holding value better than cash at this point.

 

This Wall Street legend has lived through every bear market since the 1950s. He says the one coming could hit the S&P 500 with a 30% loss

JONATHAN BURTON'S LIFE SAVINGS By Jonathan Burton Bob Farrell’s 10 ‘Market Rules to Remember’ are timeless tools to weather volatile markets...

 

There used to be a section on CL for cheap snapper. Probably hold your beer for you too.

 

privatedelights.ch

 

They're probably right, to be honest. Changing carbs and oil isn't going to be a thing within the next 10-20 years............it's like trying to convince kids to learn Latin.

 

You shut your whore mouth.
Fossil fuel and carbon emissions for life.

 

I just want to know what is up with the brain dead cousin fucker mortgage rules. Apparently a paid off house is a liability because of property tax, which is a fraction of the value of the home... I am not inclined to sell my home so that I have a pile of cash and have to move to a rental till I find a home but that is fucking stupid. The current mortgage rules want to get people desperate...

 

credit score, mortgage rules all a scam to let the banksters play the game as they want.

my 830 dropped to 790 because of a car loan where i paid 50% upfront cash and CC usage up to 1/3 of the limit for 2 months du to business travel, which i have paid off before due every time on every card i ever had.

so, liquidity equals bad credit.
assets equal less qualified.


makes sense, right?