Goofy sayings from people...

Don't know why this popped in my brain on my drive home. It was 1994 when I heard this saying. I was at a bike dealership buying a YZF 750. The dealership was busy as it was one of the larger ones then..still is. Every salesman including mine kept saying , " yeah my bike man..i put this and that on it and Dam bro it pulls like 9.
Pulls like a 9...they were all saying it...all day to everyone. It was funny then and I think its still funny. Referencing the rise of the 900's and such. Haven't heard it since, in this particular context.

 

Was this in Charlotte NC ?

SCRAD?

 

Gixxer, SRAD, Bimmer, Bemmer. . . All the shit the squids yap off about when they show up and say right before they get run off.

 

k5000000 Gixxer

 

I had to lay ‘er down for my safety.

 

“ poor baby wants it “ what all the babes used to say to me back in the day

 

"I have no input as I don't eat pizza".


Some gorilla guy...

 

Fucker

 

I'm right and you're wrong.

-Ed, Phil's place.

 

Irregardless

 

Keep the rubber side down

 

I had two people that were at the track two weeks ago who think they are going crazy. They're pretty sure that they heard the announcer saying "Attention in the haddock......"
Should I tell them?

 

"Pin That Crate"

 

"Any day that starts with a lay can't be all bad"

 

Family has a few; dad says something is 'slicker than cat snot' especially ice or snow, grand father often says 'de de dee' kinda like 'ta-da' to almost anything, like food being put on the table. Wife has a ton that are common in Nigeria, 'Ehh!?' when she doesnt like what you say, 'I beg I beg' which means give me something, 'am I owing you?' if people call out of the blue, or when there is an awkward silence, or if you are standing over her, 'are you high?' when you do something stupid, and soo many more

 

How yer momandem.

Said by most native older Georgians 50 miles outside Atlanta.

 

You made your bed, now you have to lie in it
Can't make your cake, and eat it too

 

Couldn't pull a greased string from a cat's ass.

 

Goofy: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle

Annoying: "I don't need to read the list", then they go right on ahead and read the d@mn list.