Haircuts and other cuts.

Fellas,

So I haven't shave'd my balls or my ass hair in a while. I'm lucky I have a bidet that washes my ass. Oh and I need to shave and cut my hair.

You know before I was married most of my girlfriends shaved my balls. wTF is it about marriage. I miss having my balls carefully trimmed by a woman that enjoys my nuts in her face.

Fuck back to the 2smoke forum.

 

Quarantine is bringing out the best of us.....

 

Maybe getting some Balls would help....

Yeah, you can probably find somebody over there, too...

 

Did mine yesterday.

 

I have never, nor will I ever use a razor anywhere below the bottom of my neck.


Oh, wait, I take that back. After getting a road-rash-level razor burn from Nurse Ratchet dry-shaving me with a dull butter knife when I had my hernia surgery, I will be asking the surgeon where to trim and doing that chit myself for future (planned) surgeries.

Manscaping is ghey.

I said it.

 

This whole thread is highly questionable....

 

Veet for Men, hair removal gel...
Try it first so you have more of an appreciation for the true torment and martyrdom that can he discovered in the Customer Review section on Amazon.

 

How's that working for you?

In my experience, no one likes flossing with steel wool. YMMV

 

And Un-A-merkin!

 

Doing fine, thanks for asking!

 

The Boosh is mighty once again!

I've had my chest and back waxed--painful as hell, just like the Man O' Lantern from 40 y/o Virgin.

Tacoma FD (hilarious show) had an episode where Andy's , one of the characters, mom ran a Hawaiian waxing place and he was raving about the benefits of the "back, sack, and crack wax"--after just what I did, cannot IMAGINE the agony with that! YMMV!

 

If your wife sees this you may not have any balls to trim!

 

I shave my own

 

You tell ‘em!

 

Well, there it is. We have finally jumped the shark.

 

Drunk as all f@ck? Left his computer on and logged in? Hacked by Russians?

We'll know once he wakes up.

 

Nah, this is small potatoes. Snicker.

 

No, that was your chin.

 

Metalhead’s Native American name

Bald Nuts