All I can say is that for number 2 I take my time. And I usually try not to use public restrooms unless really necessary.
animal survival instinct man... its when you're at your most vulnerable for attack haha. you know before this year, i never thought about it, but our dog will come lay down or sit in front of the bathroom door when you're pooping. at first i just thought he was a fuckin weirdo, but then i realized that when you're walking him, you're standing right by him when HE poops every time. so he probably thinks you're guarding him while he's pooping and in turn now he's guarding you and just returning the favor for the pack. changed my whole perspective.
i'm not the one with holeless underwear on. maybe you should have thought about it a little bit MORE?
just stretch the elastic of the thigh hole on your tighty whities out enough, and you can go down and to the side instead of up and over the waistband next time. BOOM! (i live to give.)
Screw you on 2 counts ... 1) ya just beat me to it. 2) I’m in Canadia and we have better options. Don’t judge us all off a Putter pic from 10 years ago.
I dont have a woman to clean my toilet. I dont want to clean up splatted piss if I dont have to. Ill sit most of the time.
I thought you meant you were in real Canadia. And yes I know the area has real underoo options, I've seen the Duluth ads
I've seen this claim a few times and it's such crap... I'm guessing your dog also lays down or sits in front of the couch when you're on it, or the bed when you go to sleep, or the table when you're eating? Is he protecting you then too?
no, he's just needy for attention or wants food in those cases. but poop stinks, and the bathroom is away from all the normal fun stuff.
