Lottery people

Give it up man...there's Broometopia and then there's the rest of us.

 

The ones with Parkinsons typically do pretty good with the scratch-offs.

 

I spewed.

 

Cholera

 

Gambling hits some people pretty badly. I was trying to buy beer before the football game Sunday, and a guy was there in his work truck buying $30 of tickets, in what sounded like the most complicated manner possible. Same numbers on 10 or 15 tickets, but all configured differently (or something). It was sad. I'm sure he can/could afford the $30, but not every day, or multiple times a day.

I met a guy who won $20,000 playing scratch-off tickets. He spent $200/day for two years straight to do it. Stole the $140k from his elderly neighbor who suffered from dementia. He actually may have won more than that, but the Ohio Lottery doesn't keep track of who turns in the in-store jackpots below a certain amount, so they could only quantify the tickets he turned in that required processing by the state office.

 

Well. Fuck.

If anyone was in jeopardy of cholera, they could have told me and I would have given them water.

Hell, the day it happened I gave an old man a whole case for free. He came up right after I had told the Cashier to ring up every damn one of them and was like "aww, I was hoping to get one of those".

I said "you can have one of mine, where are you parked and I will take it to your car".

So seconds after making it so the shitass redneck bitch couldn't even buy one, I gave the old man one for free and even carried it to his car. That really made her bigass head turn red.

 

Speaking of lottery. I just found an unchecked Mega Millions ticket from March 3, 2009. Any idea if it's still good?

 

Nope. They do expire. Not sure of how long, but less than 8 years for sure.

 

It depends. Some expire in 6 months, some last as long as a year.

None of them are good for 8 years.

 

Speaking of the lottery, apparently it’s rigged and only white people are winning it. [emoji849]


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Get that tapatalk shit off your stuff.

 

That shit irritates me more than Dave K.

 

If those $30 of tickets were pick 3 numbers, I can understand. Best odds, max win is $500 a ticket, any store that sells lottery will cash it, not reported to the tax people. Any order pays decent, too.

 

LMFAO!

I had that same thought. Classic horror slasher movie line. "I heard a noise in the basement. I better go see what it is!"

 

[emoji23] it’s like Facebook.....I’m not sure if it’s the devil or the best thing since sliced bread.


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LMFAO!!!!

 

Lol just make it stop.

 

Stop it. Stop it now.

 

What are you going on about??

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